You might recognize him by the mustache, glasses, and the palpable tension in the moment when he's seen sketching a six-year-old bodybuilder after traveling 2,000 miles and camping out in front of the kid's house for the privilege of drawing him . Prepare yourself for a case of the ):'s. (tip via )

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Have you ever wondered what a starlet bodybuilding league would look like? Here is your answer. More at the source, all of them weird.

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SPORTS BUZZ: Standing for human growth hormone, it claims to increase metabolism, muscle mass, and even increase height. The big scandal is that New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte has admitted to using human growth hormone in 2004. Debbie Clemens also gets outted by her husband for using it to get ready for a Sports Illustrated shoot. What a convoluted, sordid story of lies and betrayal. All over a drug that’s used by the cattle industry and she-males alike.

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The Best Links:

1. Roger Clemens Outs His Own Wife, Declared Batsh*t Crazy
2. What You Really Want to See: Debbie Clemens Autographed “Sports Illustrated” Photos
3. What You Need to Know Before Roger Clemens Testifies Before Congress Tomorrow -
4. The Real Truth About HGH
5. Andy Pettitte Admits Using HGH in 2004, Saying He Got Drug from His Father
6. Brian McNamee Injected Roger Clemens With Performance-enhancing Drugs More Than He Previously Claimed
7. What Really Happened at a Jose Canseco Party?
8. Who’s Lying? Roger Clemens or Brian McNamee?
9. “McNamee seems like such a low-life.”
10. “Did Debbie Clemens grow younger with HGH?”
11. Growth hormone on Wikipedia
12. Does it slow the aging process? Get the Facts
13. Is it Legal?
14. See Photos, Video and a Biography of Debbie Here
15. Live Blogging the Congressional Hearings