…while singing The Star-Spangled Banner in harmony. If you need reasons, it has something to do with Colbert having shaved his head in Iraq and Woody being in a movie about Iraq ( The Messenger ). I can't explain the a capella.

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1. Colbert’s Shaved Head - Featured on BuzzFeed
2. The Messenger
3. NYT Messenger review (it is supposed to be good).

Miracle Whip ran this full page newspaper ad bragging about how they were going to buy up all the ad time during The Colbert Report yesterday. Last night, Stephen Colbert responded by pointing out their flawed logic.

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Last month, Stephen Colbert tore apart Miracle Whip's stupid new advertising campaign aimed at hipsters. Today, the bold marketing team at Miracle Whip responded by running this full page ad in several newspapers. Your move, Colbert.

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After a bunch of dummies in Maine (Buzzfeed superfan Joy Engel notwithstanding) voted against gay marriage yesterday, this clip from The Dana Carvey Show (featuring Carvey and Stephen Colbert) has been gaining popularity. Between lobsters, Stephen King, and that awesome scene from Maine-set In The Bedroom , we were really big fans of the state. Maine should take a trip to Iowa and cool off ):

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1. via Gawker

Green Day pulled a Keyboard Cat on The Colbert Report , and it was glorious. Billie Joe Armstrong has made it official: Keyboard Cat is anything but dead (yet).

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Stephen Colbert recommended the Republicans rebrand themselves with a new logo - the cockroach (or as Tony from Scarface would say, “Cock-a-roach”). Unlike elephants which are presumably getting murdered by GOP policies, the cockroach is resilient and will be around forever! I like?

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1. The Colbert Report: Tue, May 12, 2009
2. Colbert’s Advice To The GOP: Make Superficial Changes To Your Image Without Altering Anything Inside (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert throws his considerable weight against the coming storm of legalized gay marriage. “Before long, the winds will be blowing each other.”

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Link: http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/...

One small step for NASA, one giant running leap for Stephen Colbert. After much anticipation, NASA said Tuesday it would not name the new room in the international space station after Colbert, even though he won the most votes in an online write-in contest. Instead, a treadmill will carry the Colbert name into space.

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1. Colbert Lost in Space When NASA Names Station Node
2. NASA Jumps On the Stephen Colbert Treadmill
3. Colbert Treads Where No Comic Has Before
4. NASA Names Cosmic Treadmill After Colbert
5. NASA Names Treadmill After Colbert

Stephen Colbert talks to a leading researcher in the field of uber-creepy-lab-grown-meat. The shmeat segment starts about 1:20 in. This is more disarming than Quorn .

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1. Will Anyone Eat This??
2. The Schtory of Schmeat: Vladimir Mironov’s Lab-Grown Chicken

SCIENCE BUZZ: NASA may name a space toilet after Stephen Colbert after he urged viewers to vote for him. Falling behind were nominees “Earthrise,” “Legacy,” “Serenity,” and “Venture,” which Colbert claimed sounded more appropriate as flavors of “organic tea.”

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1. Later, Xenu! Hello, Colbert!
2. “Come On, Serenity?” Colbert Said On His March 10 Show. “That’s Not a Space Module, That’s a Glade Plug-in.”
3. “When Al Gore Got the Most Votes, He Didn’t Even Get a Toilet Out of the Deal.”

If you even think about giving the bears your Big Mac you now know what we'll do to them. Two words. Shotgun, and blood. Keep your windows up and burgers safely inside the vehicle.

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1. Defunker!

TV BUZZ: On Monday night's Colbert Report , the Congresswoman from Wyoming (they only have one) said her state's antelopes are the fastest animals in the world. Stephen, of course, disagreed. He said cheetahs were faster, and he's right. According to multiple sources, cheetahs top off at around 70 miles per hour while antelope crawl along at just 60. Wyoming just learned something important.

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1. Speed of a Cheetah
2. Cheetah Chasing Antelope Card
3. How I Saved an Antelope from a Cheetah in Africa
4. Speed of Animals
5. Cheetah on Wikipedia
6. Antelope on Wikipedia

TV BUZZ: In probably the most charming interview ever on The Colbert Report , Stephen interviews David Byrne.

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In response to Stephen Colbert's ” Operation Humble Kanye ,” the star Twittered back: “Who the f*** is Stephen Colbert?” Thus starting another faux feud to further promote the singer/rapper's new album.

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1. Kanye Pretends To Not Know Who Stephen Colbert Is
2. Kanye vs. 50 Cent
3. Operation Humble Kanye
4. Kanye Flips Out
5. Bitch Bogus!

Last night on Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special, John Legend us all know that his nutmeg is “the only residue [he] wants you wiping of your face.”

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Link: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article...

The first track from Stephen Colbert's Christmas album is now available online. It should not surprise you that Colbert can actually sing. Step aside, Bing Crosby.

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1. Colbert’s Christmas Special - Featured on BuzzFeed

TV BUZZ: The media is all revved up to see how The Daily Show (and political comedy in general) will thrive in the era of Obama, a president who, unlike Bush, is shaping up to not be an a-hole and single-handedly destroy the country. If all were right in the world, Dubya would get his own segment on The Daily Show , letting us see how funny the guy can be when not, you know, controlling the fate of the free world.

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1. Don’t Worry - There Were Always Be Sh*t to Mock
2. What’s the Difference Between 9/11 and Barack Obama?
3. Well, They Can Always Make Fun Of Fox News
4. How to Be Funny When Things Don’t Suck
5. Jon Stewart Unveils Obama Impression
6. “We Were All Hoping We Would Be Able to Call It, Because Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Deserved to Call It.”

Link: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/i...

The mock conservative says he endorses Obama, but that doesn’t mean he’ll vote for him. You know what this means: it’s about time McCain endorsed Obama.

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1. Every Other Conservative Is Endorsing Obama, Why Not Stephen Colbert?
2. Obama Wins Colbert’s Endorsement, Not His Vote

A new webseries from the WB features Rob Corddry and actually looks funny. Though the funny might just be all coming from Stephen Colbert’s voiceover work in the trailer, I can’t be sure.

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TV BUZZ: In the age of Obama, Comedy Central is [finally] trying to capture an African-American audience in this sketch show disguised as a newsmagzine set to air before The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (not bad). Rumor has it that Tyler Perry had to be “forcibly removed” from the set when he learned that his name wasn’t attached to the project. Thank goodness too, because we’ll take Grier’s Maya Angelou over towering nightmare Madea any day. (Also, I made up that rumor.)

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1. Chocolate News at Comedy Central
2. “David Alan Grier’s Maya Angelou is Up There. Way Up There.”
3. Is “Chocolate News” Just Another “In Living Color”?
4. John McCain’s Laundry: A Healthy Starting Point
5. David Alan Grier Allows Whites in His Writing Room
6. Comedy Central’s Press Release