Marilyn Manson’s Exit Strategy Leads The Weekend Links

Plus Kate Middleton being adorable, mind-reading headphones, and the bus ride from hell.

Raymond Sultan 2 months ago 7 responses

What The Chicago River Looks Like On St. Patrick’s Day

It ain’t easy being green.

Hunter Schwarz 2 months ago 93 responses

The Best Cities To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

Find out which cities are drunkest, most Irish, and most committed to their St. Patrick’s Day parades.

Anna North 2 months ago 19 responses

Happy St. Patrick’s Day From This Micro Pig Pushing A Guiness Around In A Shopping Cart

St. Piggy’s Day?

Summer Anne Burton 2 months ago 170 responses

General Mills Auto-Tuned A Lucky Charms Commercial For St. Patrick’s Day For Some Reason

This is really, really weird.

Ryan Broderick 2 months ago 34 responses

8 Delicious Beers To Drink On St. Patrick’s Day

Guinness is good, but there’s a universe of other stouts out there. Try something new!

Emily Fleischaker 2 months ago 32 responses

12 Good Luck Charms You Might Already Have In Your House

Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day, here are a few lesser-known good luck charms that are (mostly) easy to get ahold of.

Katie Heaney 2 months ago 18 responses

12 Snakes That Are Not Looking Forward To St. Patrick’s Day

But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.

Baby Praying Mantis 2 months ago 37 responses

What It’s Like To Be Irish On St. Patrick’s Day

Happy St. Patty’s Day, top o’ the marnin’, faith and begorrah, and quit tryin’ ta steal me lucky charms! Commence eye roll in 3, 2…

Sean Curry 2 months ago 56 responses

22 Reasons Why St. Patrick’s Day Is The Greatest Holiday Ever

FYI: Drinking all day counts as a reason.

Erin La Rosa 2 months ago 78 responses

St. Patrick’s Day Through Google Glass

Yeah, this looks about right.

Reddit Alien 2 months ago 25 responses

A Boozy DIY Shamrock Shake For St. Patrick’s Day

Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.

Rachel Sanders 2 months ago 64 responses

Amazing Irish Cheesecake For St. Paddy’s Day

Made with Cashel blue — Ireland’s first farmhouse blue cheese. YUM.

Emily Fleischaker 2 months ago 14 responses

38 Reasons Jameson Is The Liquor Of The Gods

This one’s for you, Jamie. Thanks for all you’ve done.

Andrew Gauthier 2 months ago 71 responses

34 Ways To Eat Guinness On St. Patrick’s Day

Beer is good in a glass, but it’s better in a brownie.

Rachel Sanders 2 months ago 242 responses

The 8 Most Insane Ads Of 2012

Leave your left brain at the door, and come on in. Least insane to most insane, top to bottom.

copyranter 5 months ago 112 responses

The Real Housewives Of South Boston Are Back For St. Patricks Day

Everyone’s favorite wasted older ladies from Southie are back to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and of course get into a wasted fist fight with each other.

Ryan Broderick a year ago 23 responses

8 Insulting Ways People Act ‘Irish’ On St. Patrick’s Day on cracked.com ›

For a country so worked up about immigrants a lot of Americans are absolutely desperate to claim any other nationality. On March 17, millions of people take the piss out of Ireland by taking the piss and every other bodily fluid out of themselves, as publicly as possible.

Cracked a year ago respond

Shamrock Shakes Are Back! on gothamist.com ›

Nectar of the gods. Time to subsist on this and Thin Mints until the vault doors slam shut for another year or more.

gothamist.com a year ago 7 responses

Drunk Guy Harasses News Reporter

From the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. I wonder what he’s thinking? Watch Video ›

WickedHype 2 years ago respond

St. Patrick vs Guy Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day [CHART] on cracked.com ›

People give Christmas a lot of heat for forgetting what the holiday REALLY is all about. But when it comes to forgetting stuff, no holiday can match up with Saint Patrick’s Day.

Cracked 2 years ago respond

10 Drinking Songs For St. Patrick’s Day

Listen, I know what you’re doing. You’re wearing a green T-shirt and silly shamrock-rimmed glasses. You’re thinking about the best place to get sloshed. Because I love you, here are a few songs to get you hyped before you proceed to offend everyone in your path. Thank me later. (Via) View List ›

K.Ova 2 years ago 3 responses

Dwarves Dressed As Leprechauns

Turns out that the end of the rainbow can be found in most Irish pubs. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! View List ›

Tia 2 years ago 12 responses