There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once (spoon), shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. How would Stewie handle this? Blast!
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/07/15/grand-unification-the...
Behold the Venn diagram of hybrid cutleries. I love me some sporks.