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Culture Buzz Ever wanted to taste Tobias’ Blue Balls? Well now you can! Or at least you can imagine what they would taste like, thanks to this awesome spoof cereal box artwork.
Culture Buzz She has an uncanny photographic memory to help solve crime and the ability to drink a whole bottle of Malibu rum.
Celebrity Buzz The world was stunned this week when news broke that a reality TV star might have just done something for money.
Culture Buzz Parodying the teen movies of the late 90's that adapted classic literature into teenage romcoms a la “10 Things I Hate About You” & “She's All That”.
The release is about 10 years late, and Denzel's famous “King Kong” one-liner falls flat. But it's porn so none of this really matters.
We're also not too sure your Satanic mother should store it under the sink with the other cleaning products. Then again, if you're living in that house, you should probably run for your life regardless.
Those damn middle class and filthy poor are after our job creators! Who will save us … from us!? Dontcha know?
Meet Sammy, her baby Billy Ray, and her mother Barbara. Sammy and Barbara don’t get along so well.
Celebrity Buzz In other news: Donald Trump is preggo, Kate Moss gets high on 9/11, and get ready for The Real World: North Korea! These exclusive scoops brought to you by your friends at TrustoCorp. (via arrestedmotion.com)
Culture Buzz As part of next month's “Social Media” exhibit at the Pace Gallery in Manhattan, David Byrne mocked up some would-be iPhone applications. Personally, I'd much rather see him work on a sequel to “True Stories,” but I'll take what I can get. (via.)
Movie Buzz In no particular order, here are 25 examples of spoofs, parodies, and other homages to the iconic Jaws movie poster. Okay, it's no Deep Blue Sea, but nothing is.
Spoiler alert: I mean, it is kinda the first thing you think of as soon as Captain America's credits roll.
Culture Buzz Apparently the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to round up a few more silver screen protagonists to fight the bad guys. But … Nina Sayers from The Black Swan?
It’s basically The Dark Knight Rises poster with rice. Possibly an attempt to ensure success in the international box office since it’s the most important staple food in, well, pretty much anywhere outside the U.S. and Europe.
What can we say? Der Fuhrer is all about the Poke button. (via tastefullyoffensive.com)
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better. A new Rebecca Black song! …Wait, the iTunes link is for a “Rebeca Black” not the real Rebecca Black. Dammit! I knew it was too good to be true.
This Bush-loving Christian rock hit will touch your heart with its off-key glory.
Katie “Jordan” Price stuns Comic Relief with her take on the classic Queen video. She even puts an interesting twist on the idea of men in drag.
Bunny bathtime is the new hot thing. All the bunnies are doing it…
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman…
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
