This South American Goliath Birdeater can gtfo tbh.
Giant bugs, crabs, monsters. Stay indoors.
It’s officially spider season. Some people are freaking out and some important questions need answers.
AAAAARGH! Right, let’s try to be rational about all this.
Warning: This post will probably give you that phantom feeling that creepy little things are crawling all over you.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Spoiler Alert: Shit would get real.
Why do these radical feminanimals hate men so much?
Nobody is safe in Glasgow any more. (via BBC News)
People keep burning their houses down because of them and we need to talk about this.
Beware: You might suffer from cute aggression.
They’re so misunderstood.
It’s OK, all the spider images are safely behind a blur. An arachnophobe wrote this, after all.
Earth is more bizarre than you can ever imagine. Inspired by this Reddit thread.
Aussies live in The Lucky Country. Mostly.
Australia’s beautiful desert interior is deadly.
Life’s a bitch. Via Twitter’s #australianproblems.
New fossil shows that the primitive arachnids had an extra set of eyes. Cue heebie-jeebies.
Let’s count the ways Australia is trying to kill all the Australians.
Australians are surrounded by spiders. No dramas.
Proof that we live in a cruel and godless universe.
Shark? Snake? No contest. Meet the most lethal predator menacing Australia.
Spiders eating birds. Pythons eating wallabies. Just another day in the ‘burbs.
These Foursquare users did the groundwork so you don’t have to.
Scared of spiders? Maybe score Australia off your bucket list.