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A nose tape-wearing Heidi Montag exchanged pets with soon-to-be ex-husband Spencer Pratt (as a part of their divorce terms) on August 30.
Celebrity Buzz Ever wonder what the alpha celebrity would look like? Would it be a little bit of Bieber mixed with some Timberlake, or would it be the ultimate Speidi combination? Luckily, tumblrisforlulz decided to conduct some Photoshop experiments to help us find out.
Apparently Spencer Pratt is now a crazy mountain man hopped up on powerbars, filtered water and the size of his own hair. I’m really excited about this development. I am really pulling for them to move to Boulder for their new reality show.
TMZ “catches” Speidi on their honeymoon, taking a relaxing walk down the beach in Mexico… AND WEARING FACE MASKS. Celebrities: horrified by epidemics, just like us! (Except we wouldn't continue with our honeymoon trip to Mexico.) There are so many things wrong with this picture, it hurts to even look at it.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-24-spencer-heidi-get-married
Or so says Perez. I have a hard time believing that these two would tie the knot in secrecy and without any avenue for profit, but maybe they really are in love after all. Update: The wedding was likely illegal and staged by Us Weekly. So they'll have to have another. Not. Surprising.
Heidie Montag gets carried away with a sight gag for the paparazzi. This can only be considered “candid” if you can manage to forget that every moment of both of their lives is entirely staged for the cameras.