Complete with a 20-person brass ensemble and 13-person choir!
*cough* Asking for a friend.
“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.” —Victor Hugo
“Good Kisser” doesn’t mean what you think it means.
…And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
♫ Tune up your film knowledge ♫
Chip Skylark, be still my heart.
So, wait, your girlfriend is an actual rainbow? Sounds inconvenient.
If you wanna take this quiz, you gotta remember the words.
The year was 1999 and the music was ~damn good~. But can you still remember the words to the best songs of the year?
“Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt…”
It turns out 1994 was the greatest year for music, ever.
Sure, they’re probably the only one… but still!
Listen closely. (Because a sound engineer didn’t.)
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray. Definitively ranked, for science!
“I entered as a wrecking ball might.”
From White Zombie to The Bee Gees, there is something here for every taste.
Basically, we’re all horrible, horrible people.
Nobody has to know about your guilty pleasures anymore.
AKA lullabies for grown-ups.
Plus 9 super-effective remedies for lower-back pain, a guide to wearing sneakers with suits, and the week’s best new music and fashion.
Mixtapes are really flattering self-portraits, but the best ones are selfies of two.
PREPARE HEAD FOR BANGING.
Sorry in advance. NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!