Goal*! *Well, bin.
Goal*! *Well, bin.
How many melons can *you* smash open with your forehead?
We count down from the disappointing (we’re looking at you, Mr. Shearer) to the world class.
Now ‘The Special One’ has returned to England, let’s relish the cool that he’s brought back.
It’s playoff time in U.S. women’s pro soccer, but it’s been a great first season.
All images courtesy of the Netherlands’ Nationaal Archief Flickr page.
SNL’s Jason Sudeikis plays the new Tottenham ‘Head Coach’ Ted Lasso. Is predictably brilliant.
Even Landon Donovan’s goofs were effective in the Gold Cup.
Well, technically, every part of it is perfect. But these parts are most perfect.
It’s sumo wrestling mixed with soccer.
A gruesome Liveleak video has been uploaded showing the aftermath of the Brazilian soccer ref who was beheaded by fans for stabbing a player during a game.
Dunks! Three-pointers! Blocks!
Mikael Roche had quite a time trying to stop Spain, the best soccer team in the world, from scoring.
In a recent interview, Rogers admitted he wasn’t dating anyone. We expect him to begin taking applications for the position as soon as possible.
Fans get caught in crush to get close to the ex-footballer.
Seattle, specifically. Seattle be crazy.
The dog is OK, though!
Eight things that have dramatically changed about the beautiful game. And one that hasn’t.
The soccer star recently made history as the first ever openly gay major league soccer player. And also he’s basically perfect.
The Fresh Prince took part in a celebrity match ahead of the Champion’s League Final. And embarrassed himself.
A little past 9:45 p.m. in California on Sunday night, Robbie Rogers — wearing number 14 — took to the field for the Los Angeles Galaxy. It was the first time an out gay man had played in a prominent major league team sport in the U.S.
Lookin’ like a fool with your shorts on your head.
Is it a bird of prey or a beleaguered French football manager? We can’t tell, thanks to this great Tumblr .
Make sure you watch this with sound.
As Golden Balls bids goodbye to professional football, a look back at his finest moments.
Beckham’s retirement means he can now focus on his real passions. Such as…
Saber Khelifa fights off a tackle then lobs the keeper from deep inside his own half. Take that, Beckham.
Friends and family remembered Ricardo Portillo at a wake followed by a religious ceremony Wednesday in Salt Lake City.