Noted Soccer Expert Hulk Hogan Predicts This Weekend’s Premier League Games

Only the most degenerate of gamblers would take these picks.

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 1 response

A Fan Managed To Run On The Field And Kiss Lionel Messi Today

It’s shockingly easy to meet the greatest soccer player in the world, if you really try.

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 6 responses

How Not To Welcome A New Player To Your Team

Holy crap. That is a horrendously racist thing to say.

Jack Moore 4 months ago 44 responses

Cristiano Ronaldo Was Born For This Amazing 302-Goal Supercut

Watch every one of Ronaldo’s 302 club goals and try not to drool.

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 5 responses

Screaming Gus Johnson Will Call The 2018 World Cup

Johnson will be the next voice of American soccer.

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 4 responses

680 Soccer Matches Are Implicated In A Massive, Intercontinental Match-Fixing Scandal

Ever think the referee is being paid to cheat your favorite team? That may have been the case.

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 6 responses

Soccer’s Nutsoid In-Season Transfer Period Gets Free Agency Right

Well, more like free agency and the trading deadline rolled into a single month of deals that make the Yankees look frugal.

Ryan O'Hanlon 4 months ago 1 response

Soccer Player Kicks Ball Boy

Foul play.

NowThis News 4 months ago 33 responses

A Soccer Player Intentionally Kicked A Ball Boy In The Stomach

Chelsea’s Eden Hazard was thrown out of the Capital One Cup semifinal for… kicking the ball boy in the stomach? The question is, was the ball boy asking for it?

Nicholas Schwartz 4 months ago 25 responses

One Guy Who Had A Much Worse Weekend Than You Did

Stoke City’s Jonathan Walters is ready for a new week.

Nicholas Schwartz 5 months ago 37 responses

I See What You Did There: Marijuana Soccer Edition

Major League Soccer just released their 2013 schedule. Major League Soccer is funny.

Jack Moore 5 months ago 53 responses

Alex Morgan Is In Danger

When you see it…

Jack Moore 5 months ago 52 responses

American Soccer Stars Visit And Play With The Children Of Newtown

Soccer Night in Newtown.

Nicholas Schwartz 5 months ago 49 responses

Lionel Messi Wore An Awesome Polka-Dotted Suit When He Won The Ballon d’Or

Messi is the first player to win the award four consecutive years in a row. More importantly, polka dots!

Summer Anne Burton 5 months ago 20 responses

Straight Soccer Player Says It’s Time For Gay Athletes To Come Out

Matt Jarvis, who plays for the Premier League club West Ham United, makes an appeal to closeted athletes in latest issue of Attitude.

Stacy Lambe 5 months ago 25 responses

Goalie Moonlights As Erotic Model

Meet Stuart Tomlinson: A professional goalkeeper who also sheds his clothes as an aspiring “erotic model.”

Stacy Lambe 5 months ago 37 responses

Dimitar Berbatov Is The Kobe Bryant Of Soccer

Just give him the damn ball.

Nicholas Schwartz 5 months ago respond

Fans Of A Russian Soccer Team Don’t Want Their Club To Buy Black Or Gay Players

“We’re not racists, but…”

Nicholas Schwartz 6 months ago 26 responses

A Guy Ran Onto The Pitch Just To Hug Lionel Messi

Frankly, I can’t blame him.

Summer Anne Burton 6 months ago 88 responses

Professional Soccer Team Wins A Game In Front On ONE Fan

There’s nothing quite like the roar of the crowd. And by crowd I mean Randy.

Jack Moore 6 months ago 13 responses

Every One Of Lionel Messi’s Record 86 Goals In 2012

Get out the popcorn.

Nicholas Schwartz 6 months ago 4 responses

The Funniest Sports Commercial Of The Year

It’s also the stupidest. But this is sports.

copyranter 6 months ago 58 responses

This Soccer Star’s Face Scored On His Own Team

Wow, that has to hurt.

Jack Moore 6 months ago 24 responses

Meet Zlatan (Zlatan!), The Folk-Hero Soccer Swede Behind The Year’s Best Goal

A star who marches to his own drummer in an era of slick system players, he’s like Jimmer Fredette if Jimmer Fredette had turned out to be the best basketball player in the NBA.

Ryan O'Hanlon 6 months ago 24 responses

An Awesome (Illegal) Prank Between Rival Fans

How to effectively clown another fanbase.

Nicholas Schwartz 6 months ago 7 responses

Hot Chip’s New Music Video Ends With Soccer Orgy

The FIFA video game–inspired clip for “Don’t Deny Your Heart” comes from their latest album, In Our Heads. (SFW)

Stacy Lambe 6 months ago 32 responses

Hot Chip’s New Music Video Takes Place Entirely Inside A Video Game

Stick around for fantastic twist about halfway through. EA Sports: Get on this, please.

John Herrman 6 months ago respond

An Ethical Dilemma In The Champions League

Luiz Adriano broke an unwritten rule, and then his team may have made up for it.

Nicholas Schwartz 6 months ago 3 responses

Snoop Dogg Wants To Buy A Scottish Soccer Team

Will he he change the name of Celtic Park to Tha Dogg Pound? We hope so.

Nicholas Schwartz 6 months ago 5 responses