No, I have not heard of [insert obscure ’80s band here].
The perfect Christmas is you, your significant other, and NO ONE ELSE.
Cuddling: Does a body good.
So this guy is probably the smartest person alive. In order to test a bullet proof vest, he decided the only route to go was shooting himself point blank. In the chest. I’m not sure if I should be impressed or concerned for this man’s wellbeing.
So, Trojan makes Gumby condoms. Why Gumby you ask? I don’t think the world will ever know.