For yuppies who like to read in bed but keep their thermostat low — to save the environment! — in the winter. The first finger is left free to help you turn the pages of the latest copy of the New Yorker. Zing!!
Just when you thought the Snuggie lost its cultural relevance, now there's a version with a penis sleeve! And, if you can believe it, this American treasure is not called a Snooki! UPDATE: See the pulled video here!