This is the world we’re living in.
This is the world we’re living in.
Snooki’s baby papa drama is being carried out over Twitter. Snooki’s ex, Emilio, has said he hopes she miscarries, and that the baby may not be Jionni’s (her fiance). This morning, Snooki’s men decided to step outside to fight, and by “outside” I mean on Twitter.
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises.
Remember the time when MTV stood for “Music Television”? Yeah, so do we. Here’s a look of how MTV transitioned from an amazing network geared towards pop-culture, music and teens into a heaping pile of Snooki’s spray on tan.
It’s a claim that ex-“Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike’s failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
That was fast. The pint sized reality star is calling shenanigans on the so-called “insider” information.
Was that dramatic weight loss all for naught? The pint-sized reality star claims to have a “big announcement” coming soon.
According to Radar Online. Let’s take a look at their quotational evidence.
Under all that orange is just a normal girl trying to get out. The Jersey Shore star looks surprisingly good stripped of all that spray tan and the five pounds of make up (even if she’s still sporting her signature duck face).
Classy. (via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)
But why is her butt shaped like a triangle? The Jersey Shore star showed off her new svelte body to fans, but is
she hiding a vestigial tail it just a bad photoshop?
God this looks stupid. And, sadly, not stupid enough to enjoy on that kind of level either.
coarse course she does. Also, she insists she isn’t orange despite all evidence to the contrary in the mirror.
She so wanted to say her slippers are like vaginas.
What’s orange, rotund, covered in animal prints, bedazzled, and has high heels? You know where I’m going with this.
Grandma’s back in her favorite chair, reading some of the stupidest things ever tweeted by Snooki.
Or at least sisters. Here’s proof. View List ›
Was Jionni too rough on Snooks, or should she have known better? Sound off in the comments! View List ›
It’s innovation like this that gives me hope for the future of our species. Video producer and super genius Matt Richardson hacked a remote control so that it can scan closed captioning for certain keywords and mute the TV for 30 seconds. He used it specifically to tune out celebrities he was sick of hearing about (Snooki, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, etc.). Here’s his how to video. (via cnn.com) Watch Video ›
If you didn’t know, apparently Snooki has always wanted to be an anchorwoman, and she “looks hot doing it.” Well, why not. Hear Snooki’s coverage of current top news stories and “serious opinions on them,” complete with pickles, straighteners, and a whole lot of first world problems. (via huffingtonpost.com) View List ›
The new season of Jersey Shore is upon us and premiers tonight. To “celebrate” the occasion here is the official aging timeline for the three most famous cast members: Snooki, The Situation, and JWoww.
Had those Seaside Heights rascals found stardom before talkies and cable television, the reality series might have looked something like this. Watch Video ›
“I did it first, and I did it best,” says Charlotte news anchor Derek James. Watch Video ›