Celebrity Buzz Not going to lie: a few of these are totally disturbing. Who would buy these things?
Shift Buzz Who has the reach to top the Kardashians' purported $40 million television deal?
TV Buzz With Snooki being pregnant and responsible these days, last night's season finale of MTV's “Jersey Shore” could very well be the end of the series. Herewith, all of the last-hurrah's, hijinks, and now-poignant goodbyes of the original “Jersey Shore” cast.
Celebrity Buzz This is the world we're living in.
Celebrity Buzz Snooki's baby papa drama is being carried out over Twitter. Snooki's ex, Emilio, has said he hopes she miscarries, and that the baby may not be Jionni's (her fiance). This morning, Snooki's men decided to step outside to fight, and by “outside” I mean on Twitter.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/snookis-banned-from-liquor-...
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises.
Culture Buzz Remember the time when MTV stood for “Music Television”? Yeah, so do we. Here's a look of how MTV transitioned from an amazing network geared towards pop-culture, music and teens into a heaping pile of Snooki's spray on tan.
Celebrity Buzz It's a claim that ex-“Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike's failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/01/snooki-not-pregnant/
That was fast. The pint sized reality star is calling shenanigans on the so-called “insider” information.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/jersey-shor...
Was that dramatic weight loss all for naught? The pint-sized reality star claims to have a “big announcement” coming soon.
Celebrity Buzz According to Radar Online. Let’s take a look at their quotational evidence.
Celebrity Buzz Under all that orange is just a normal girl trying to get out. The Jersey Shore star looks surprisingly good stripped of all that spray tan and the five pounds of make up (even if she's still sporting her signature duck face).
Celebrity Buzz Here are the top seven public figures that Americans do not want living next to them. From a poll conducted by real estate site Zillow.com. And here's the 7 Most Wanted Celebrity Neighbors.
But why is her butt shaped like a triangle? The Jersey Shore star showed off her new svelte body to fans, but is she hiding a vestigial tail it just a bad photoshop?
Movie Buzz God this looks stupid. And, sadly, not stupid enough to enjoy on that kind of level either.
http://thegloss.com/beauty/snooki-cat-litter-688/
Because of coarse course she does. Also, she insists she isn't orange despite all evidence to the contrary in the mirror.
Culture Buzz What's orange, rotund, covered in animal prints, bedazzled, and has high heels? You know where I'm going with this.
Grandma's back in her favorite chair, reading some of the stupidest things ever tweeted by Snooki.
Celebrity Buzz Some people are determined to shove Ryan Gosling through every meme-shaped hole they can find. Allow me to present an homage to Mr. Gosling in the style of the ham-fisted Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. (via memelibrarian.com)
Celebrity Buzz Was Jionni too rough on Snooks, or should she have known better? Sound off in the comments!
So. Much. Duckface. Snooki and the girls love some 2001. (via gatheringofthevibes.com)
These two need to be best friends. Also, ooo la la Anderson Cooper shirtless. (via dlisted.com)
The queen of the Jersey Shore has a new tattoo. Thoughts? (via facebook.com)
TV Buzz This graph quite nicely summarizes my relationship with Jersey Shore. I love you Snooki, and someday I will scratch your eyes out. (via gtvdesign.com)
It's innovation like this that gives me hope for the future of our species. Video producer and super genius Matt Richardson hacked a remote control so that it can scan closed captioning for certain keywords and mute the TV for 30 seconds. He used it specifically to tune out celebrities he was sick of hearing about (Snooki, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, etc.). Here's his how to video. (via cnn.com)
Celebrity Buzz If you didn't know, apparently Snooki has always wanted to be an anchorwoman, and she “looks hot doing it.” Well, why not. Hear Snooki's coverage of current top news stories and “serious opinions on them,” complete with pickles, straighteners, and a whole lot of first world problems. (via huffingtonpost.com)