Dispatches From The Front Line Of Florida’s Wild Python Hunt

The monthlong Python Challenge in the Everglades is part controversial preservationist initiative, part sensationalistic media stunt, and all slinking through swamps trying to kill giant deadly reptiles.

Amanda Petrusich 2 months ago 22 responses

These Pictures Of Marines Drinking Snake Blood Are The Most Insane Things You’ll See Today

U.S. Marines learn how to catch, kill and drink the blood of cobras during a jungle survival exercise in Thailand.

Ellie Hall 2 months ago 196 responses

Actual Snakes Were On An Actual Plane In Papua New Guinea

A snake hitched a ride on the wing of a Qantas flight Thursday morning, much to the surprise of passengers inside.

Ryan Broderick 4 months ago 3 responses

Florida Everglades To Host Python-Killing Contest

The area is overrun with Burmese pythons that are destroying the local eco-system. Simpsons did it.

Ryan Broderick 4 months ago 47 responses

21 Boxes Filled With Snakes

Photographer Guido Mocafico’s vision of “snakes in a box” might sound like the next high-concept action flick, but it turns out to be an innovative way to show the diverse beauty of a wide variety of snake species. Gorgeous!

Summer Anne Burton 8 months ago 59 responses

Liam Hemsworth And A Snake

Between this photo shoot and Miley’s new hair, you can’t help but wonder if this young celebrity couple is trying to seem more “adult” now that they’re engaged adults, y’all.

Whitney Jefferson 9 months ago 5 responses

6% Of Humans Go Out Of Their Way To Hit Animals On The Road

According to this super scientific research study. What is it about driving a SUV that makes you more likely to be an awful person?

Donna Dickens 9 months ago 65 responses

Eight More Oddly Colored Creatures

Orange crocodiles, green bees, and yellow lobsters — oh my! Every now and then nature throws us for a loop by producing animals in colors we don’t quite expect. If you missed it, catch the first installment here.

Baby Praying Mantis 10 months ago 45 responses

Newt Gingrich Finally Reveals His Favorite Snake

It’s the python! His favorite animal is the elephant.

Zeke Miller 11 months ago 4 responses

You’ll Never Guess What This Is An Ad For

Nasal decongestant? Snake wrangler? Snakeskin pumps? Nose rings? Nose jobs? Nose fetish forum?

copyranter a year ago 26 responses

Snake Scales Brick Wall

I am awed by this snake’s ability to defy gravity. Because really, how else can you explain how a limbless creature is able to climb a vertical face? I guess if you don’t like snakes, you’ll probably want to double check your weather stripping after watching this.

Baby Praying Mantis a year ago 64 responses

ATM Snake

This is a really good metaphor for banks these days.

Peggy Wang a year ago 2 responses

This Giant Python Ate A Deer

A 16-foot long Burmese Python that had recently consumed a 76-pound female deer was found in the Everglades this weekend. The snake was one of the largest ever found in South Florida. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Matt Stopera a year ago 90 responses

Snake Slithers Across Windshield

Until it fell off onto the highway. It was probably looking for this guy. This water moccasin slithered his way across the front of the car at 65 miles per hour. The fact that the driver didn’t pull over and allow the snake to slither away safely has prompted widespread outcry. (via reddit.com) Watch Video ›

jodijill a year ago 27 responses

Snake Massage!

Does sinuous snakes slithering over your body sound soothing? I’ll stick to human masseurs, thanks. View List ›

Krystian M. 2 years ago 10 responses

Snake Thinks Cat’s Tail Is Another Snake

This is a metaphor for how sometimes people think you are something that you are not, but then how I will kick that person’s ass if they try to cross me again. You know who you are, motherfucker. (Just kidding! This is not a metaphor for anything except how snakes are obviously not the smartest animals.) Via @aptpat. Watch Video ›

Jack Shepherd 2 years ago 65 responses

Boob Biting Snake Dies Of Silicone Poisoning

Today is a sad day. The snake that bit that model’s boob has died of silicone poisoning. UPDATE: REJOICE!! It was all a lie! The snake is alive!! View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 8 responses

How To Snakes

Snake snake snake snake snake snake. The girl who used math doodles returns with more accidental learning. Watch Video ›

Donna Dickens 2 years ago 72 responses

Frog Riding A Snake

From Queensland, Australia. This is most likely the coolest picture you’ll see all day. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 13 responses

Rattlesnakes In The Garage

Video of a very brave person cleaning out a rattlesnake den from a garage in Scottsdale, Arizona, yesterday morning. The snakes were unharmed and will be relocated, so , yay, snakes - but Jesus. This was like watching a horror movie. (Via.) Watch Video ›

Jack Shepherd 2 years ago 34 responses

Ride The Snake

The Palestinian civil servant who raises these snakes recently fed a lamb to this Burmese python which was “hardly bigger” than his two year old daughter. He’s thinking about making her a saddle, perhaps so that she can enter Pythonine competitions once she’s a bit older. View Image ›

tomc6 2 years ago 39 responses

Toilet Anacondas

The toilet anaconda in this story is unlikely to be the same anaconda as in the video below, which means we may have an epidemic on our hands. Don’t bathe your snakes in the toilet, people. Use the tub! (More Toilet Snake buzz.) Watch Video ›

wecanchangetheworld 2 years ago 19 responses

Giant Snake Taking a Bath

A woman giving a bath to her pet python. Terrifying as the prospect of having a giant python in your bathtub may be, the rapport between this woman and her ridiculously oversized snake is sweet. Watch Video ›

besi 2 years ago 111 responses

Baby’s First Pet

I can’t help but feel a little jipped, all I got was a lousy goldfish. Watch Video ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 13 responses

Salma Hayek Flips Out Over Snake

A snake decided to drop by Salma Hayek’s interview. She promptly found the nearest exit (via Maya Rudolph’s shoulders). View Media ›

Elmar Burchia 2 years ago 83 responses

Hardass Cat Battles Snake

For every act of interspecies love, there is an equal and opposite interspecies fucking BEATDOWN. This is a real “wait for it” video. Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 67 responses

Snakes in a Drain!

An Australian man discovered this cute little guy in his toilet bowl. The python had slithered through the sewage pipes for a visit. View Image ›

Inspektor Paget 3 years ago 26 responses

The Great Python Hunt on thedailybeast.com ›

10-foot pythons are breeding, killing people, & roaming the Florida Everglades b/c dumb pet owners set them free years ago. Now, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has declared it Python Season (on March 6th) where anyone w/ a hunting license can go shoot the bastards down!

Brian Ries 3 years ago 2 responses

Smoking Snake

Po the Pit Viper is a heavy smoker (seriously). Besides that, he’s very healthy. He doesn’t even drink! View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 5 responses