A cautionary tale.
A cautionary tale.
I bet you liked koalas.
Think you have what it takes to survive in the wild? Think again.
How to make YouTube into a comic book.
I WAS JUST KIDDING, SNAKE.
The Vegemite Jumper. The Bundy Pyramid. Most Aussie moments of all time.
These cats knew how to party.
Did you know snake nerves preserve for a year in wine?
Plus a job in porn identification, the most horrifying snake in existence, and stunning photos of sunset over Chinese rivers.
You’ve been warned.
FINALLY WE KNOW THE TRUTH. You can all sleep soundly now.
Buffy was honored with the Tom Mankiewicz Leadership Award at the 42nd Annual Beastly Ball at the Los Angeles Zoo. Presumably, LA Zoo Association Trustees Co-Chair Betty White was just there to hang out with this snake.
The newly classified species of snake has menacing-looking yellow and black scales, dull green eyes and two spiky horns. And it’s named after a seven-year-old girl.
That’s okay, snake, you keep it. Cash is a rarely used form of payment anyway. An unnamed man went to make a withdrawal from a Caja Madrid bank machine in Spain but got more than he bargained for.
The deer was about the size of a human child. Sleep well! Officials in south Florida were surprised last week when they cut open the belly of a 16-foot Burmese python they had captured and killed in the Everglades. Inside the reptile they found a 76-pound, fully intact deer.
Sure he had a sword, but it was a boa constrictor! This passes my WWIJDIHHAS* test, which makes it not only legal, but encouraged. (*What Would Indiana Jones Do If He Had A Sword) (via theclearlydope.tumblr.com) View Image ›
Must. Not. Touch. Bricks. The reptilian equivalent of “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.”
“Hey girl, meet Little Justin, aka The Bieber Constrictor.” Is something only Justin Bieber could say without a trace of innuendo. View List ›
A 20-inch Egyptian cobra escaped from its enclosure in the reptile house of the Bronx Zoo, and people (specifically the media) are flipping the eff out. Its venom can kill an elephant. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your elephants. Watch Video ›
Easily the worst-at-being-a-snake snake I’ve ever seen. Watch Video ›
A snake died of silicone poisoning after biting the breast of a model.
I can’t help but feel a little jipped, all I got was a lousy goldfish. Watch Video ›
Po the Pit Viper is a heavy smoker (seriously). Besides that, he’s very healthy. He doesn’t even drink! View Image ›
Forget all the cute, in perhaps not the most kind act toward animals, this camera catches a snake regurgitating it’s dinner: A HIPPO. Watch Video ›
This kid and his snake are ssssssssssssssnuggling! Watch Video ›