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Clam chowder is delicious, I think most folks can agree with that. But how does it stack up in chip form?

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Comedy YouTuber Mike Diva ‘discovered’ this banned Lunchables commercial from the ’90s, aimed at the urban market. And by discovered, I mean created himself.

1. Largest Bag of Potato Chips

   

   1,083 lbs, Columbus, Ohio, 2005. Made from 3,850 lbs of potatoes, 1,050 lbs of hydrogenated soybean oil and 30 lbs of salt.

2. Largest Serving of Guacamole

   

   4,114 lbs, Homestead, Florida, 2009. Made from 500 lbs of tomatoes, 100 lbs of mayonnaise, 500 limes and 3,500 lbs of avocados.  

3. Largest Serving of Dip

   

   2,315 lbs, Friendship, New York, 2000. Equals 32,000 servings of sour cream, tomatoes, onions, bell pepper, jalapeno and cilantro.

4. Largest Serving of Hummus

   

   23,042 lbs, Beirut, Lebanon, 2010. Made from 16,000 lbs of boiled chickpeas, 4,000 lbs of tahini, 4,000 lbs of lemon juice and 154 lbs.

5. Longest Carrot (Y'know, For Dipping)

   

   19 ft 1.96 in, Somerset, England, 2007. Grown by Joe Atherton.

6. Largest Pizza

   

   129 feet by 98.6 feet, Iowa Falls, Iowa, 2005. 50,000 slices made from 700 lbs of sauce, 9,500 sections of crust and 4,000 lbs of cheese.

7. Largest Burger

   

   210 lbs, Sydney, Australia, 2010. Made from 179 lbs of beef, 120 eggs, 16 tomatoes, 120 cheese slices, 4 lbs of lettuce, 46 lbs of bread and a pound of barbecue sauce.

8. Largest Burrito

   

   12,786 lbs, La Paz, Mexico, 2010. Made from a 1.7 mile long tortilla, 5,952 lbs of fish and 1,000 lbs of beans.

9. Longest Hot Dog

   

   375 ft long, Monterrey, Mexico, 2008. Consisted of 1,000 individual servings.

10. Longest Sandwich

    

    1.7 miles, Dubai, UAE, 2010. 1,212 lbs, made with 900 baguettes and 600 jars of cream cheese spread.

11. Largest Barbecue Sandwich

    

    1,337 lbs, New Bern, North Carolina, 2010. 300 servings of pulled pork topped with coleslaw.

12. Biggest Serving of Nachos

    

    3,556 lbs, Frisco, Texas, 2010. 48 ft long, made with 300 cases of tortilla chips.

13. Biggest Serving of Potato Salad

    

    9771 lbs, Nieuw-Vennep, Netherlands, 2005.  

14. Largest Greek Salad

    

    24,000 lbs, Ierapetra, Crete, 2010. Made from 13,000 lbs of tomatoes, 6,000 lbs of cucumbers, 1,764 lbs of feta cheese and 1,000 lbs of olive oil.

15. Largest Glass of Beer

    

    430 gallons, Tustin, California, 2009. An 8 ft glass filled with Guinness.

Jesus appears to mankind again, this time as a Cheeto.

The Best Links:

1. This Is The Second Coming of Cheesus?
2. Cheesus. What A Clever Name.
3. Sweet Cheesus!
4. Finding Jesus At The Greasy Bottom of a Snack-Food Bag

A Flickr set that collates the double entendres of the snack food world.

The Best Links:

1. Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts

These corn-based puffed snacks are a crunchy way to get your caffeine fix.

The Best Links:

1. Caffeinated Snack Puffs: We Feel Quivery and Weird, Not Wired.
2. “Engobi Chips Give You Caffeine With a Crunch “
3. “Engobi Snacks for Your Caffeine Fix”
4. “Engobi Caffeine Chips Attempt to Kill Two Birds With One Stone”
5. “Engobi Chips: Caffeinated, Guitar Hero-Friendly “
6. Engobi : Energy Go Bites (Official Site)
7. Caffeinated Chips