Another traveller has been caught with birds in his pants. This guy was trying to smuggle 14 of them into Los Angeles airport from Vietnam, but customs officials noticed feathers and bird crap on his socks. [Editor's Note: This birds-in-trousers thing is hands down the worst new trend of 2009. I wish people would just stop it!]
The question to ask here is not “why?” but “how did this man survive an entire flight with two live pigeons stuffed down his pants?”