“I have become slothified.”
“When you play the game of sloths, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.”
You’re in the presence of greatness. Have a little respect.
Important sloth news: Discovery’s Animal Planet channel is doing the right thing and giving them their own show.
Live slow, die whenever: Cross-stitch words to live by.
What more could you want? Via the marvellous Shitty Watercolour
Oh yes. Shitty Watercolour is a U.K.-based artist who has become famous for his paintings of sloths which he then gives away — like one of Nick Offerman at the end of this post!
The sloths give you some knowledge that will make you the most interesting person at the dinner party. Unless “Weird Al” Yankovic shows up.
Sloths + watercolor + Kristen Bell = WIN!
Sloths. Wear them on your body now.
Starring the laziest—and the cutest—animals on the planet.
Few creatures enjoy life as much as the sloth, so who better to get advice from?? That’s right. No one.
For the people that live by the saying, “Live slow.”
And it’s predictably adorable. But is it as adorable as a sloth?!
America, if we can make Arrested Development come back, surely we can make this dream a reality.
What’s better than sloth paintings based on famous pieces of art? Nothing. The artist “Shitty Watercolour”, known best for painting portraits of Reddit users, has taken it upon himself to paint our favorite animal and we couldn’t be happier.
You will never look at pansies the same way again.
More importantly: DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RENT SLOTHS?!
Dear God. Everything is different.
Thanks to The Poke, who created the #slothfilmposters hashtag.
This offering pleases the Internet. Phillip Light has taken two universally beloved things and mashed them together into a NEW beloved thing.
Because there is no such thing as a bad sloth tattoo. “Live slow, die whenever.”
These are videos people actually uploaded to YouTube.
The Internet loves sloths and so should you.
What better way to get your (loose) history on than with a bunch of sloths?