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Image: Slayer Custom Condoms
Metal band Slayer is now offering their fans metal condoms. According to the press release, they’re for “when you’re going ‘South Of Heaven.” (via.)
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Video: Cat Watching Slayer
This cat is so cool! If only it had been a dog instead, this would be the perfect piece of buzz. Still, pretty close.
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People You Didn’t Know Were Chilean
Celebrity Buzz Here is a list of people you might not know are Chilean. Some big surprises here.
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Image: George Washington, Zombie Hunter
Another patriotically bad-ass presidential portrait from Jason Heuser, this time depicting the Father of Our Country slaying his way through the zombocalypse. He chopped through that zombie's brain pan like it was a cherry tree.
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Video: Hasan Baba Dances To Everything
Everyone's favorite dancing dad twinkles his toes to a lively medley. Sorry, Thom Yorke, you just got served some hot Baba.
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Link: UPDATE: Slayer Guitarist Backs Out of Shows for Incredibly Metal Reason
http://www.avclub.com/articles/update-slayer-guitarist-ba...
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Flesh-eating bacteria is the brutalest of all bacteria.
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Necrotizing Fasciitis
Music Buzz The guitar player for Slayer had to back out of an upcoming tour after contracting a rare disease from a spider bite, which destroys skin, fat and tissue from below the surface of the body. Slayer is now officially more metal than Cannibal Corpse.
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Link: Slayer Guitarist Backs Out of Shows for Incredibly Metal Reason
http://www.avclub.com/articles/slayer-guitarist-backs-out...
Flesh-eating bacteria is admittedly pretty metal.
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Image: The Mäp of Metal
An interactive map that charts the brutal landscape of metal music, where you can listen to tracks ranging from punk to black metal to grunge. It's incredibly thorough and easy to use. Here there be monsters of rock.
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Video: ‘Tis The Season For Slayer Light Shows
The holidays are right around the corner. Time to start prepping your thrash metal light shows.
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Image: In Case of Hippies…
It's a well documented fact that hippies cannot be within earshot of a Slayer song, or they turn to dust or something.
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Image: Slater
A tribute to your favorite thrash metal band and your favorite Saved by the Bell character all in one glorious image.
