My new favorite web presence (rivaling Twitternut Kirstie Alley ) is Amandah Berkowski , who recreates pop songs like “Disturbia,” often while scantily clad and visibly pregnant. Yyyyeah, we're pretty sure Mozart For Babies isn't going to have much of a presence in the Berkowski household.

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1. More About Amandah

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A roundtable discussion in which pundits consider the serious standards set for burgeoning reality show skanks via The Onion News Network. Because, really, “taking a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion” has its consequences.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Between the granny hooker look , Danity Kane’s strippers in space , and the fact that Jodie Marsh is someone that people apparently know, the skank revolution only seems to be growing (much like Jodie Marsh ). In the wake of the Pussycat Dolls’ world domination, Britney Spears in a wet tee shirt now sounds about as vulgur as Whoopi Goldberg in a burka.

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1. Tila Tequila Is Famous, Skanky
2. On Halloween, The Skanks Come Out at Night (Or Whenever They Finish Their Homework)
3. Amy Fisher: Long Island’s #1 Skank
4. Strippers…In…Space!
5. The Granny Hooker Look - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. Britney Spears On The Rosie O’Donnell Show (SEE ROSIE “RAISE THE ROOF!”)
7. Top 5 Most Unnecessarily Sexy Costumes
8. Jodie Marsh Has Beautiful Eyes
9. Sharon Osbourne to Class Up Skanks On VH1 (Home of the Skanks)

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Ice-T’s wife - famous for dressing up all gross on the red carpet - has launched a magazine. It’s called Coco Magazine . It’s filled with pictures of herself, all naked and stuff. We weren’t sure if we should have filed this under “Celebrity Buzz,” but we don’t yet have a Buzzfeed category that aggregates “Skanky Ladies.”

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1. Will Coco Magazine Best Coco in Playboy?
2. Coco Has Lots of Body Parts!
3. How Has Coco Not Had a Reality Show Yet?
4. BTW, Coco Has Big Boobs