My new favorite web presence (rivaling Twitternut Kirstie Alley) is Amandah Berkowski, who recreates pop songs like “Disturbia,” often while scantily clad and visibly pregnant. Yyyyeah, we're pretty sure Mozart For Babies isn't going to have much of a presence in the Berkowski household.
The title of Britney Spears's new single carries a *sEcReT mEsSaGe* if you sound it out phonetically. Get it? It's basically the theme behind every song she's ever sung.
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A roundtable discussion in which pundits consider the serious standards set for burgeoning reality show skanks via The Onion News Network. Because, really, “taking a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion” has its consequences.
Celebrity Buzz Between the granny hooker look, Danity Kane’s strippers in space, and the fact that Jodie Marsh is someone that people apparently know, the skank revolution only seems to be growing (much like Jodie Marsh). In the wake of the Pussycat Dolls’ world domination, Britney Spears in a wet tee shirt now sounds about as vulgur as Whoopi Goldberg in a burka.
Celebrity Buzz Ice-T’s wife - famous for dressing up all gross on the red carpet - has launched a magazine. It’s called Coco Magazine. It’s filled with pictures of herself, all naked and stuff. We weren’t sure if we should have filed this under “Celebrity Buzz,” but we don’t yet have a Buzzfeed category that aggregates “Skanky Ladies.”