Here are 100 of the most cromulent quotes from the first eight seasons of The Simpsons, ranked (fairly randomly) from worst to best.
How do you say “d’oh” in Japanese?
“It was the best of times, it was the ‘blurst’ of times.”
Let’s be honest, we’re all hoping to get the Inanimate Carbon Rod.
Plus 4 insane Jack Ryan plots that haven’t become movies yet, what your favorite shoes say about you, and a Simpsons guest star quiz.
Plus the terrifying new fitness app on Google Glass, 10 things that suggest Her could become a reality, and 5 awesome celebs who should totally guest star on The Simpsons.
Sometimes sci-fi predicts the future better than science. Agent Gabriel Vaughn has been enhanced with a microchip in his brain that gives him direct access to the global information grid. How long until science fiction becomes science fact? Intelligence, Monday 10/9c, only on CBS.
Plus 8 funny actors who impressed in dramatic roles, the four first female Marines ever, and online dating coaches are now a thing.
In one of the biggest syndication deals in history, the show’s 500+ episodes will be aired on FXX.
Before cell phones there were these things called landlines. We say they were a pain. But really they were the best.
Plus the most epic mustaches ever, a tribute to Edna Krabappel, and 50 of the most challenging novels ever.
Plus a submarine in the streets of Milan, a beer made with meteorites, and a terrifying toothbrush that’ll clean your teeth in six seconds.
A nightclub in China is illegally using Homer Simpson and his cohort to explain the house rules. And it is perfect.
You laughed, you cried…
That’s a lot of vocal inflections! Via this Tumblr post.
All I’ve ever wanted out of life was to get drunk on Duff Beer and eat doughnuts.
Wake up, America!
Can you figure out who’s who? [NSFW]
Congratulations, it’s a…miracle? Even in the best circumstances, ultrasounds resemble a trippy Rorschach test.
The Simpsons are asking fans to cast their vote on which dress Maggie will wear on Sunday. This is a super fashionable one year old.
The Simpsons meets Spider-Man and friends. Amazing.
The Simpsons take on the Karl Rove freakout.
Seamus is Romney’s biggest vulnerability, The Simpsons character says. Posted to the official Fox YouTube page to advertise the show’s return Sunday night.
Because, even though he wears magic underwear, he did invent Obamacare.
Oh, Russia. (via cheezburger.com)
Ralph is not-so-secretly the best and now there is indisputable proof.
Because that’s how we understand things now.