Excerpts from the document signed by Michele Bachmann that’s drawing allegations of racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Islamic sentiment and general cuckoo bananas whackadoodie. It’s a pledge from a conservative advocacy group out of Iowa called The Family Leader—affiliated with Focus on the Family—asking Republican presidential candidates to denounce single parents, women in combat and anything with even the faintest whiff of gay. Oh, and it seems to be wistful for the days of slavery. If none of that frightens you, it also essentially calls for a ban of all pornography. Michele Bachmann was the first of the GOP field to apply her Hancock. Here are some select passages from The Marriage Vow, along with photos of its earliest and most enthusiastic signatory. View List ›
Despite almost unimaginable carnage from the recent tornado, as this AP photo of a destroyed home in Joplin demonstrates, these people are showing a remarkably resilient sense of humor. Bless you guys. Here are some links to offer help. View Image ›
Thank you, sign at Kansas City Zoo, for educating me about these miraculous ungulates. And for making me giggle like a sophomoric idiot. View Image ›
What an awful reason for a restaurant to be closed! They’re so “size-ist!” View Image ›
No. They’re not. False advertising or sarcasm or Dr. Steve Brule reference? View Image ›
His name shall live on in. In late night, misspelled Google searches. View Image ›
Vengeance. Also, deliciousness. View Image ›
I’d love to hear the debate over this parking ticket. But seriously, what a literal-minded jerk. View Image ›
The 24-hour Tesco garage in Fleetsbridge, UK, was targeted on Sunday morning. Looks like someone can’t believe the price of unleaded petrol. View Image ›
You know you’re guilty of it too. View Image ›
Well, okay, considering the sentiment on the sign it’s more like “World’s Begrudgingiest Richard Gere Fan.” And shouldn’t they be dressed as a gerbil? View Image ›
After all these years. It’s things like this that really give you hope, you know? View Image ›
Homeless people and beggars in general are getting more and more creative with their signs. While some are sad, some of them are just plain hilarious. It leaves you to wonder, how exactly did they get themselves into these situations? View List ›
I wonder what kind of benefits there are. View Image ›
Cool project where the hands do the talking. Could you make Google with just your digits?
Everything is funnier in the butt. Yup yup.