Food Buzz Have obesity your way! So, basically Burger King decided that you shouldn't have to take that ten minute drive in your car to pick up fast food. Because, seriously guys, you could be doing something valuable with that time. Like walking to a Burger King. Or maybe just start with some simple leg exercises.
Science Buzz Here's a nifty explanation to keep in mind before you experience your first hangover of 2012.
Culture Buzz Taxidermist Enrique Gomez De Molina from Miami, FL. has created these haunting hybrid-animal creations and now faces charges, potential jail time and up to $250,000 because of it. According to the report, he did not have the proper permits required to import specific rare animal parts like the slow loris or the Java kingfisher. What do you think-are these mythical creatures sick or art? Or maybe it's sick art. (via dailymail.co.uk)
Politics Buzz It's not the Koch brothers. (via andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com)
Culture Buzz Faking a sick day is a subtle art. There are distinct rules for channeling your best flu voice or miming the perfect sneeze. And logging onto Facebook? Forget about it. Though it seems not everyone got the memo……
Style Buzz If you make yarn from your pet’s hair, then you can also make sweaters and hats. People have been into pet hair sweaters for a while, but now they’re not even waiting until their pets are dead.
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Vice dispenses advice concerning the real perils of getting sick at school: STD’s, weed psychosis, and ::gulp:: “piles”. Freshmen be warned: Jägermeister is not your friend.