8 Quirky Pets For Cheap, Lazy People
Because not everyone can handle dog ownership.
Because not everyone can handle dog ownership.
Congrats on not eating Doritos and McRibs every day. Be careful, though. Your local veggie and meat aisles can hide health-threatening horrors too.
Jealously level: Maxed out.
That’s one clever crustacean.
And as a result of being awesome, he’s no longer producing the Oscars. Here’s Brett Ratner, visionary director behind the wildly successful and totally living up to expectations Tower Heist, on his painstaking film-making process. To be fair, he’s since apologized for this comment. But I don’t really feel like being fair. This guy is the worst. At everything.
This was a bad idea. Inspired by Slate’s Baby Food For Grown-Ups, here now is the culinary miscarriage known as ManBaby Food. We throw a bunch of food and booze into a blender and see what happens. What happens is gross stuff. In this installment of ManBaby Food, we try the nauseating recipe known as Tequila Sweatpants.
After scientists placed a shrimp on an underwater treadmill to see how far it would run for food, they realized the fit crustacean could jog at speeds of 66 feet per minute and run for three hours before needing a rest. That little guy must be hungry as hell. Watch Video ›