Tragic "Three Bears Story" Embedded In "Shrek"

That’s a messed up Easter Egg, Dreamworks. Kid movies can be dark as long as you’re sneaky.

Donna Dickens 10 months ago 10 responses

10 Abominations Of Pop Culture

Feast your eyes on these unholy unions.

Michael Schmidt 11 months ago 139 responses

An Illustration Of Justin Bieber Singing With Shrek

Sometimes tumblr creates the weirdest things. Like this for instance. Art by Emmy Cicierega. Lyrics by Neil Cicierega. Mouth agape by JP Moore. View Image ›

Jack Moore a year ago 29 responses

RIP Shrek

New Zealanders are mourning the loss of the country’s most famous sheep. The shaggy icon named Shrek was renowned for avoiding being shorn for years. Shrek captured the public’s imagination in 2004 after he evaded the annual shearing roundups for seven years by hiding in caves on his farm on the South Island. You will be missed you furry little terror… Read More ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 95 responses

30 Nerdy Weddings

Nerds sanctifying their love for one another and for sci-fi/fantasy franchises. This is where you will be going if you RSVP to one of these invitations. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 117 responses

Psychic Movie Test

A mathematical formula that can eerily predict your favorite movie. How did it know my favorite movie was “The Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat”? Get out of my head, Psychic Movie Test! View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 47 responses

The Macy’s Thankgiving Parade Balloons

Balloons! Photos taken with my iPhone while in the crowd. The obstructing lamp post, shoddy camerawork and sea of human heads make you feel like you’re really there! View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 30 responses

Shrek v. Toy Story

Also, what is this thing called “Not overstaying one’s welcome”? (Comment Via) View Image ›

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McDonald’s Pulls 12M Cadmium-Tainted Shrek Glasses on news.yahoo.com ›

Cadmium has been discovered in the painted design on “Shrek”-themed drinking glasses being sold nationwide at McDonald’s, forcing the burger giant to recall 12 million of the cheap U.S.-made collectibles while dramatically expanding contamination concerns about the toxic metal beyond imported contamination concerns about the toxic metal beyond imported children’s jewelry.

Yahoo News 2 years ago respond

Shrek Glass Recall on google.com ›

McDonald’s has been forced to recall 12 million shrek glasses after discovering that they were tainted with cadmium. Finally something at McDonald’s that’s worse for you than the food.

Google Trends 2 years ago 13 responses

McDonald’s pulls cadmium-tainted ‘Shrek’ glasses on news.yahoo.com ›

Finally something at McDonald’s that’s worse for you than the food. Cadmium has been discovered in the painted design on “Shrek”-themed drinking glasses being sold nationwide at McDonald’s, forcing the burger giant to recall 12 million of the cheap U.S.-made collectibles while dramatically expanding contamination concerns about the toxic metal beyond imported contamination concerns about the toxic metal beyond imported children’s jewelry.

Yahoo News 2 years ago respond

McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor

I understand the pun Mcdonalds was going for on this billboard, but they really should have thought this one through a little further. Spooge reference aside though, that McFlurry looks pretty good. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 197 responses