http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/23/super-soaker-sho...
This is hardly child's play. Randy Smith, 54, was reportedly found walking the streets of Fresno, Calif., Saturday night, carrying a Super Soaker that he had converted into a 20-gauge shotgun.
BREAKING: Rosanne's Nuts is the only reality show that matters. (via tallwhitney.tumblr.com)
Culture Buzz At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger. (via telegraph.co.uk)
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/03/homemade-shotgun-buil...
American ingenuity when it comes to blowing up melons knows no bounds.
Move over unicorns, there's a new sheriff in Mythical Horse Town. The “pumpactionicorn”?
If you're the kind of girl who would check her nails after dropping a gun that you clearly don't know how to hold, then maybe marksmanship isn't for you.
Finally, the rules to calling shotgun are on the internet for public record. Now we just need them amended into the Constitution, and we'll be set.