Tragic Valentine’s Day Tweet By Oscar Pistorius’ Girlfriend

Reeva Steenkamp was found dead in the home of the Olympian early this morning and Pistorius has been charged with murder. This was posted yesterday, one of Steenkamp’s final updates.

Gavon Laessig 3 months ago 50 responses

The Presidential Debate Drinking Game

While Obama and Romney rhetorically slug it out tonight, you can go shot for shot at home!

Gavon Laessig 7 months ago 90 responses

Shot-Put Derp Faces Are Defintely The New Best Olympic Derp Faces

Watch out diving and figure skating. A challenger approaches!

Dave Stopera 9 months ago 100 responses

Dog Shoots Owner In Ass

Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story. More awful wordplay: “Bow wow OW!”; “Ready, aim, FUR!”; “From my cold dead PAW!”; “Shooting MANGE!” “The SNOOPY Sniper!” “Man’s Best FRIENDLY FIRE!” Etc. You’re welcome, America’s lazy news anchors.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 11 responses

Gabrielle Giffords On The Cover Of People

And she looks great! It’s been said ad nauseum, but it’s true…her recovery is nothing short of miraculous.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 59 responses

Meanwhile, On Fox News

Here are screen shots of MSNBC, CNN and Fox from roughly the same time this afternoon. If an Obama foreign policy success falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it help his reelection chances?

Gavon Laessig a year ago 52 responses

Disturbing, Racist Facebook Image Sparks Investigation

Disgusting. Authorities in South Africa are trying to find any information regarding this photo and the welfare of the child therein. The Facebook user who posted it goes by the name “Eugene Terrorblanche.” Police contact information can be found here. WARNING: This is truly an awful image. We can only hope it’s staged. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 197 responses

Lee Grace Dougherty, America’s Most Wanted Stripper

After a cross country crime spree that involved armed robbery and shooting at police officers, Lee Grace Dougherty and her two brothers were apprehended in a shootout on a Colorado highway this week. On her Flickr account (since removed), Lee describes herself thusly: “I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I’m a redneck and proud of it. I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.” Oh, and she was a stripper who liked to take photos of herself. Here are the safe for work pics. Visit TMZ for the not. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 56 responses

Boy Brutally Murdered By Syrian Forces Sparks Second Wave Of Uprising (NSFW)

Horrifying video. Hamza Al-Khatib, a 13-year-old boy, was detained by Syrian forces at a checkpoint in the village of Jiza on April 29th. His barely recognizable corpse was returned to his parents nearly a month later. This video, filmed and posted on Youtube by his parents, details the horrific wounds covering Hamza’s body. He was beaten, burned, shot and had his genitals cut off. Hamza has since become a martyr for the Syrian rebellion. WARNING: Graphic video. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 70 responses

Graphic Photos Of Bodies From Inside Osama Bin Laden’s Compound (NSFW)

These disturbing images, obtained by Reuters, show the corpses of three unidentified men who were shot by U.S. Navy SEALs in the raid that killed Osama bin Laden. They were taken by a Pakistani security official inside the compound shortly after the raid. None of them appear to be bin Laden himself. Again, these are very graphic. Not for the faint of heart. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 119 responses

Obama, Fuck Yeah

Sorry, but after all of this Donald Trump bullshit, a victory lap is deserved. Osama bin Obama’d. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 236 responses

Video Of Protester Being Shot In Egypt

Disturbing footage of a street protester being shot in Egypt. The condition and identity of the victim is unknown. They appear to have been participating in anti-government protests that have engulfed the Middle Eastern nation in the past few days. The Mubarak regime has imposed an internet and text messaging blackout in Egypt, presumably to stymie further organizing and prevent images such as these from sparking a Tunisia-style overthrow. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 45 responses

Basketball Player Gets A Towel to the Nuts

University of Florida basketball player Chandler Parsons, after making a three pointer in the Gators’ game against Georgia, was accidentally whipped in the groin by a teammate’s towel. Apparently the towel was made of chainmail, because Parsons nearly collapsed on the floor from excruciating pain. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 17 responses

Gunman Spraypaints ‘V’ on Wall, Opens Fire on School Board

Video of a man interrupting a school board meeting in Panama City, Fla., spray painting a red “V” on the wall, then shooting at the board members. He fortunately missed and no board members were harmed. The man, Clay Duke, later shot himself. This video does not contain footage of his suicide. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 56 responses

Potomac River on google.com ›

The US Coast Guard has fired shots at a suspicious boat found in the Potomac river in Washington DC today moments after President Obama crossed the River.

Google Trends 3 years ago respond

Iran Election Death [NSFW] on twitpic.com ›

A man was shot in the head while protesting the Iranian election.

TweetMeme 3 years ago respond

Shooting Reported at U.S. Holocaust Museum on washingtonpost.com ›

A security guard was shot and killed at a Holocaust memorial museum in Washington DC today. The gunman, who has been identified as known white supremacist James Von Brunn was also shot in the firefight.

TweetMeme 3 years ago respond

Holocaust Museum Shooting on google.com ›

A Gunman exchanged fire with security guards at a Holocaust memorial museum in Washington DC. The gunman and one security guard were shot, and rushed to the hospital.

Google Trends 3 years ago respond

That Poor Goose

A bunch of “thugs” shot this Canadian goose with a crossbow…and it flew away! Now, everyone’s trying to find it so they can help it or put it to sleep. That poor goose. View Image ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago 10 responses

Infant, 5 Others Shot Along Mardi Gras Parade Route

We track the battle between left-wing and right-wing sites on important news topics. At 11:38pm on February 24, 2009. we detected breaking news about “Infant, 5 Others Shot Along Mardi Gras Parade Route”. This page shows the headlines about “Infant, 5 Others Shot Along Mardi Gras Parade Route” from both sides. Read More ›

Headline Analyser 4 years ago respond

Getting Shot In The Leg

Taye Biddle was hired by the New York Giants to do two things. One, replace WR Plaxico Buress, who shot himself in the leg, and two, try not to get shot in the leg. But then, last Sunday, Taye went and got shot in the leg! Luckily, he’s fine, but you have to wonder what kind of bullet-proof leg armor the next guy in line just purchased on Amazon. Read More ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago 1 response