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Awkward Stock Photo Of The Week
Culture Buzz It's mud, or chocolate ice cream! Or…no, it's definitely not that.
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Anderson Cooper Has Poop On His Phone
Celebrity Buzz Sanjay Gupta breaks the news to Anderson that his phone is literally a piece of shit. It also gets crappy reception and more like Anderson POOPer and RIM job and Blackberry is really in the toilet and so on and so forth.
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Shit My Students Write
Culture Buzz Ever get paranoid that your teachers were passing around your work in the faculty lounge and laughing about you behind your back? The Tumblr Shit My Students Write confirms that paranoia. To paraphrase one of the students quoted below, this is jaw-dropping, yet at the same time not at all surprising. Much more evidence of our doomed future over at Shit My Students Write.
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Image: Shocking Donald Trump News
Late-breaking revelation from Donald Trump following the release of President Obama's birth certificate. Could this hurt his chances in the Republican primaries? The Onion investigates.
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Video: Helen Mirren Swears On BBC Breakfast News
Dame Helen Mirren was live on BBC Breakfast news when she dropped the s-bomb.
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Link: Sh*t-faced: A Brief History Of The Word
http://www.slate.com/id/2290007/
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An etymological analysis of “shit-faced.” It has a much richer history than the Oxford English Dictionary would lead you to believe.
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Watching ‘Airplane’ With Subtitles
Movie Buzz There is apparently a “Jive” setting in the language section of DVD players. The subtitles magically transform translated jive back to original jive. That's some “Inception” level technology right there. I can dig it.
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Image: The Grossest Perfume Ever
For 65 dollars, you can get artist Jamie Nichol's Surplus Perfume, which he made from the “excesses of the body.” Or, in layman's terms, poop. Is this model covered in crap?
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Video: Man Throws Dog Poop At Owner Who Didn’t Pick It Up
Is this man an urban folk hero or a feces-flinging psychopath? You be the adjudicator! Always pick up after your dog. Or else.
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Video: You Look Like Shit
A compilation of one of the most overused lines in cinema history. And Bruce Willis seems to be in half of these films. Draw your own conclusions.
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Video: Baby's First Swear Word
Babies swearing. It's so wrong, yet so…god damn adorable. Skip to 0:46 if you're feeling impatient.
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Video: Meredith Vieira Says “Oh Shit!” On Today Show
To be fair, she almost crashed her car and died. What are the chances the FCC will follow this up?
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Image: You’ll Always Be Ready For A WHAT?
I guess lithiums are good for powering that? Not to be pedantic, but that last sentence is also missing a comma.
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Link: Shit My Dad Says
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Shit My Dad Says, a twitter feed of every patronizing and condescending thing Justin's 72 year old father says to him during the day.
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Link: GOT CHA BITCH!! LMFAO
This is one of the most viewed things on twitter and twitpic today… what?!
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Video: Alphabet Poop [NSFW]
Two artists held an exhibit in Zurich in which they sculpted the alphabet out of human excrement. Good thing a lot of the words are in English. Otherwise, we'd have been really confused…by this exhibition featuring letters made of poop.
