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So, when are hazmat suits coming into style?
Ah, yes- everyone’s favorite four letter words. Some NSFW language.
Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time “unless you are trying to power wash your intestines”?
It takes potty humor to a whole new level. Welcome to the Internet.
A lesson in the perfection of passive aggressive notes.
This sh*t cray.
Sorry, not as sexy as women on the commode.
It’s mud, or chocolate ice cream! Or…no, it’s definitely not that.
“Let’s do some wheatgrass shots after this.” No.
Sanjay Gupta breaks the news to Anderson that his phone is literally a piece of shit. It also gets crappy reception and more like Anderson POOPer and RIM job and Blackberry is really in the toilet and so on and so forth.
Ever get paranoid that your teachers were passing around your work in the faculty lounge and laughing about you behind your back? The Tumblr Shit My Students Write confirms that paranoia. To paraphrase one of the students quoted below, this is jaw-dropping, yet at the same time not at all surprising. Much more evidence of our doomed future over at Shit My Students Write. View List ›
Late-breaking revelation from Donald Trump following the release of President Obama’s birth certificate. Could this hurt his chances in the Republican primaries? The Onion investigates. View Image ›
An etymological analysis of “shit-faced.” It has a much richer history than the Oxford English Dictionary would lead you to believe.
There is apparently a “Jive” setting in the language section of DVD players. The subtitles magically transform translated jive back to original jive. That’s some “Inception” level technology right there. I can dig it. View List ›
Is this man an urban folk hero or a feces-flinging psychopath? You be the adjudicator! Always pick up after your dog. Or else. Watch Video ›
Ugh, gross! That’s not good. Watch Video ›
A compilation of one of the most overused lines in cinema history. And Bruce Willis seems to be in half of these films. Draw your own conclusions. Watch Video ›
Babies swearing. It’s so wrong, yet so…god damn adorable. Skip to 0:46 if you’re feeling impatient. Watch Video ›
To be fair, she almost crashed her car and died. What are the chances the FCC will follow this up? Watch Video ›
I guess lithiums are good for powering that? Not to be pedantic, but that last sentence is also missing a comma. View Image ›
Shit My Dad Says, a twitter feed of every patronizing and condescending thing Justin’s 72 year old father says to him during the day.
This is one of the most viewed things on twitter and twitpic today… what?!
Two artists held an exhibit in Zurich in which they sculpted the alphabet out of human excrement. Good thing a lot of the words are in English. Otherwise, we’d have been really confused…by this exhibition featuring letters made of poop. Watch Video ›