You’re not going to be killed by a shark or terrorists.
Just play it cool.
Australia is batshit insane, and so is Tumblr.
You know that thing where you hate school? There’s a name for that.
Forget about Australia — Indonesia has actual dragons! You can’t beat that.
Which shark is the right shark for you?
If it’s named after a DreamWorks character, it has to adorable, right?
Great Whites in slow-mo. What could be better?
We’re gonna need a bigger beach.
Anyone fancy a dip? No?
Giant bugs, crabs, monsters. Stay indoors.
Freediver frolics with sharks in Bahamas. Rather her than you?
Teeth out, fins up, that’s the way we like to f*ck.
“I still pretend to be a shark when I eat gold fish crackers.”
Everything is out to get you. Except sharks.
Crazy distances, crazy signs. Crazy Oz!
This is one creative way to update the kid’s parents.
In your world, every week is Shark Week.
Shark! Shark shark shark… Shark.
It was a hard list to trim down.
Meet the “globsters.”
Rhymes with “shmarks.”
She isn’t wearing any diving or protective gear, either.
The ocean hates your love.
Let’s all ride sharks to work!
Aussies live in The Lucky Country. Mostly.
Wetter is always better.
Let’s count the ways Australia is trying to kill all the Australians.