Love that dirty water. Oh, and beer.
Well, this napkin is really rather ridiculous.
*puts sunglasses on*
“Don’t drive! If you have to drive… wear a seat belt. But don’t drive!”
Just live and be merry.
This is a no-judgement zone.
You will never live this down.
All those school excursions. All those re-enactments.
Having to wax anything, pretty much.
In a response to a worried mother’s inquiry about the sexuality of her son, Freud writes, “Homosexuality is … nothing to be ashamed of.”
Because of course that’s the reason. Hollywood was so distracted/distraught over that much male nudity that they pulled out the smelling salts and fainting couches.
I wonder why the poster for Fox Searchlight’s “Shame,” starring Michael Fassbender (and his penis) was banned…
No matter what the holiday, people always find an excuse to dress their dogs up in the most ridiculous costume and take tons of pictures. And no matter what, these pictures usually prove that their pet is on the verge of doggy suicide. Help prevent doggy deaths by putting an end to the (oh, we know, adorable) humiliation!
I will pre-order twenty copies. According to Fassbender, “Yeah, I’m gonna bring out a DVD, and it’ll be my version of Michael Caine’s acting DVD. ‘Michael Fassbender teaches you how to simulate sex!’”
While the war rages on between Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper for Sexiest Man Alive, might I humbly suggest a consensus candidate: Michael Fassbender. Fassbender is the extremely talented Irish actor best known for his roles in “Inglourious Basterds” and “X-Men: First Class.” Here are 28 arguments as to why he is the new sexiness and the only man who can mend our tattered Union.
The X-Men star goes from super-villain to super-sexy in Steve McQueen’s indie title, releasing December 2. Watch Video ›
We all have something to be ashamed of. Especially Nebraska.
Everyone’s state is the worst at something.
An ambitious vandal managed to land himself the tag of a lifetime across the Saint Petersburg’s Liteyny Bridge. View Image ›
A study shows that some panhandlers in Spokane, Washington earn between $40 and $50 an hour, twice the hourly wage of the average American worker.