Culture Buzz This is the new sex move that pretty much everybody is doing. It's called the Shoryuken (after Street Fighter) and you should definitely try it at home. The video is NSFW because it is a video of the new sex move. Don't hurt yourselves. (Via.)
Politics Buzz Ekaterina Gerasimova pics show her as being a fun-loving, girl-next-doory type of chick. But she's actually a secret Russian spy honey trap! She's already responsible for exposing and seriously damaging the reputations of multiple critics of her bosses at the Kremlin, by releasing sex tapes and videos depicting drug use and acts not befitting married men. She is like the modern day Mata Hari.
Thank God they answered my questions about gimps under the floor; I've been keeping mine tied up in the shed.
If you learn nothing else, just remember that flavored condoms may stop an STD, but they can give you a yeast infection anyway.
Culture Buzz Pen porn, you guys. This is totally NSFW if you're a ballpoint. (Frucomerci via 9gag.)
Tech Buzz Oh, thank God. We can finally stop all this unpleasant nonsense about trying to act like normal, well-adjusted people in the hopes that other apparently normal, well-adjusted people will let us see them without their clothes on. Judging by the video, True Companion's Roxxxy doll will not only sit on your couch, but also engage in limited small talk, so she's exactly like having a real girlfriend. Yay, the future.
Dudes, welcome to Making Out 2.0. A mechanical claw and a pile of breasts. Get to work - you can thank me later.