At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!

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1. “Working Hard to Get My Fill:” In My Head for the Rest of the Day

CULTURE BUZZ: A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer.

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1. Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
2. Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park
3. Sex Toys + Power Tools = Something Terrible
4. Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
5. Power Tool F**k Saw Dildo Adapter Kit
6. Mr. Twister Complete Set!
7. DIY Sex Toys on BuzzFeed

If you're in the market for a new vibrator, but don't feel safe ordering from one of the other 44 million sites that comes up when you Google sex toy store, you're in luck: Walgreens now carries ten pages' worth of “Pleasure Products.” No word yet on in-store availability.

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You're doing it wrong?

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1. via FAIL Blog

That's one way to teach it. It's like how the French say that imbibing at a young age teaches responsible drinking habits. This kid has a lot of responsible sex ahead of him, I'm sure of it.

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TV Home Shopping has come a long way since hosts sold can openers on a radio station in Florida. Shop TV in Canada had a segment on pleasure toys, and its hilarious!

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CULTURE BUZZ: Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from “giant condom zeppelins” to “wheelie penis hot dogs” - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man. Don't underestimate the beauty of neon wieners.

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1. Video Footage of Polumbo’s “Illuminated Dildos and Butt Plugs”
2. Interview with Randy Polumbo
3. Randy Polumbo’s Website
4. “He Uses a Wide Variety of Little Items You Can Buy at the Corner Store, Such As False Fingernails and Baby-bottle Nipples…and Parts of His Own Body, Such As His Remarkably Long Toenails, Which He Uses As Propellers in an Animated Piece of Tiny Proportions”
5. randypolumbo’s Photostream

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Real Touch is a “'cyberdildonic device,' one that responds to input from porn movies, mimicking the star's actions” to mirror what's onscreen onto your penis. Literally. It's like sex, but with extra geeky, socially-detached flavor!

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1. Real Touch [NSFW]
2. At Last, Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Robot Vagina

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.

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1. ‘Girlfight’ Meets Toy Story
2. It Seems Michelle Has F’d Up Past “Roommates,” Too
3. “Vibrator, Strap-on, Or Chainsaw?”
4. When Lesbians Fight It Gets NASTY!

CULTURE BUZZ: Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn’t seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It’s fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.

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1. Introducing the SaSi from Je Joue
2. Get It from Toys in Babeland
3. A Hands-On Review from Fleshbot (NSFW)

CULTURE BUZZ: A device for women that stimulates the body’s sexual nerve pathway to bring her to the brink of an orgasm without actually providing one. This sounds weird, not sexy. Yet, somehow I’m sad that there aren’t any for sale on eBay or Amazon.

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1. Orgasms ‘at the Touch of a Button’
2. Order a Slightest Touch for $99.95
3. Quite Possibly The Best Invention Ever?
4. Amazon.com: “We don’t know when or if this item will be back in stock.”
5. “Foreplay Gadget” Kind of a Mood Killer
6. Watch the Presentation and Hear Woman Use Phrase “EYE POPPING ORGASM”
7. Slideshow: Orgasmatron Puts Tech in Sex

CULTURE BUZZ: A round-up of sex toys that could fit inconspicuously on a keychain or on your mantle. Now no one has to know that you’re actually getting off in your spare moments. But then again, you could also just get your clit pierced.

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1. I Was Just Massaging My Neck… - 5 Discreet Sex Toys
2. The Top Ten Sex Toys You Could Keep On Your Mantel
3. Lancome’s Limited Edition Vibrating Mascara (Not Actually a Sex Toy…I Think)
4. The Secret Lipstick Vibrator
5. Big buzz over iPod sex toy
6. Guess what this article is about: Man hides sex toys in the wurst way
7. Hidden Sex Toys - Rubber Ducky Vibrator, Lipstick Vibrator and More
8. Your Mom Won’t Notice that Hello Kitty Vibrator on Your Keychain

CULTURE BUZZ: Customizable balls that strengthen your vaginal muscles while they’re inside of you. You’ll have a tighter vag in no time! Now you can cancel that Outlook reminder to do your kegel exercises at your desk.

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1. Review: They felt “pretty awesome banging around inside my cooch”
2. Buy the Luna Bead Pleasure System Here
3. A Large Variety of Exercisers for Vaginal Muscles

CULTURE BUZZ: A futuristic British sex toy made of squishy plastic is revolutionizing the way women masturbate. Instead of the Bone Zone, take it to the Cone Zone. You can even leave it out as a non-phallic, non-pervy decoration for your mantle.

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1. Jezebel Review: “Great Motor, Good Vibes, Bad Design”
2. 5 ReasonsWhy Silicone Sex Toys Rock Our World!
3. More Details On The Cone, the New Cone Vibrator Sex Toy
4. New Innovations in Adult Entertainment
5. Buy Directly from the UK Here
6. A Cool New Sex Toy Brought to You by Non-Pervs

CULTURE BUZZ: Sex and the City fans can now buy a special edition “Mr. Big” rabbit vibrator, coinciding with the release of the movie. The Sex and the City movie is almost upon us! We’ve been hearing about it for so long now that it might take a vibrator to get us excited again.

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1. Lame Way to Capitalize on the Sex and the City Movie
2. Buy the Vibrator in the UK
3. Get One for Half Price if You See the Movie
4. Buy the Rabbit at Babeland

CULTURE BUZZ: A round-up of love-making loungers, from the tantric to the gravity-free. Okay, now why didn’t the Eames think to make a chair with a giant vibrating dildo sticking out of it??

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1. Two Popular Sex Chair Options: The Tantric Sex Chair and The Esse Chair
2. Official Website for Sacred Sex, Makers of The Original Tantric Sex Chair
3. The Best Sex Chair for Weightless Sex
4. Seven-Year-Old Kind Of Ruins Sex Chair For Parents
5. Buy an Inflatable Vibrating Sex Chair
6. NY Times Modern Love Column: The Night We Got Our Sex Chair
7. Angel Wings Sex Chair: Experience Weightless Sex
8. $119.99 for a Zero Gravity Sex Chair
9. A Short Film That Gives New Meaning to the Term “Easy Chair”

TECH BUZZ: An implant that can give women orgasms at the push of a button. From Woody Allen’s Sleeper to Barbarella , the idea of a instant electric orgasm machine has been the stuff of science ficiton…until now!

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1. Is Doctor ‘Orgasmatron’ Sort of Like Doctor Zhivago?
2. A Cultural History of the Orgasmatron
3. Toe-Curling Good Times
4. Watch Barbarella Take on the Excessive Machine
5. Old Fashioned: We Call This the Orgas Matron

POLITICS BUZZ: A U.S. Circuit Court has overturned a Texas law outlawing the “selling, giving, lending, distributing, or advertising” of sex toys. We do hope this makes it all the way to the Supreme Court , if only to hear Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion.

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1. Ruling: Government Interference W/R/T Dildos Violates the Constitution
2. Yes, But What About Dildos and the Supremes? (Justices, That Is)
3. This May Be a Case Headed For the Supreme Court. Stay Tuned!
4. Happy Valentine’s Day, Texas Sex Shops
5. The Dildo Diaries: A Look at Buying Dildos in Texas, With Molly Ivins

CULTURE BUZZ: A simple DIY vibrator/ThighMaster mashup. We love the totally non-sexy Instructables.com feel to the homemade sex toy site that invented this.

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1. Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy HowTo (NSFW)
2. The Price Of ThighMasters On eBay is Rising…
3. Thighmaster Sales On eBay
4. New sorts of exercise!

CULTURE BUZZ: A masturbation toy that consists of a cup with a special valve that simulates a sucking sensation. The future of masturbation is here! Now you can throw out that dingy old Jenna Jameson mold.

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1. Each Cup Represents a Different Sexual Position
2. Featuring Both “Grainy Ripples” and a “Warty Zone” - Sexy!
3. TENGA: A New Adult Concept
4. Tenga’s Website - Check out the Deep Throat Cup!
5. Of COURSE It’s Japanese
6. These are NOT Resuable! Dirty, Dirty…
7. Shop the Products at Tenga