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Culture Buzz Did you know that silicone lubricant is extremely flammable? (via tinynibbles.com)
A great gift for the man who really loves soccer. If this little lady doesn't tickle your fancy, there are always more options. (via)
Culture Buzz Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minnesota packed gun powder, BBs, and buck shot into vibrators which he planned to give to ex-girlfriends as gifts before detonating them. Why would anyone accept a vibrator as a gift from their ex-boyfriend (especially if your ex-boyfriend is this guy)?
Science Buzz If you're in to that sort of thing. I was going to make a “dildon'ts” joke, but I didn't want to be intolerant to those of you who might like to have sex with dragons or whatever.
A Lady Gaga super fan made his own Lady Gaga Fleshlight. All you need is a wig, a pair of glasses and a mouth fleshlight. Creepy sex toy complete!
Spiderman's run-in with “the vibrator” leaves his Spidey-Senses tingling a little too much.
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Ed. note: Oops! We had to take down the image of the Kim Kardashian Sex Doll. Instead, you can read about this recent sex tape, which will probably suit you just fine.
This Wii accessory is rated Adults Only. Well, it DOES vibrate. You had it coming Nintendo.
According to the press release, you can “just add air and she’ll let you poke-her face.” [Ed. note: Does not look anything like the picture on the box. Which is extremely disappointing. :( Allegedly.]
Scientists at the University of Tubingen discovered the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together over a dozen fragments to create “a 30,000 year old ice age penis.” Who needs fancy vibrating beads, spinning motors, and cutesy animal names when you can shove a piece of rock where the sun don't shine?
I'm not sure what he's talking about… all I know is that he's able to achieve a wonderful resonance. (Note: I tried using the closed captioning but it was a hilarious failure.)
The robots are taking our women! [Ed Note: Honestly, this seems roughly about as high-maintenance and complicated as your average boyfriend. Pick your poison, I guess.] (Via reddit.)
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!
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Find out how to get a free vibrator (if you've filed your taxes) on nerve.com. This is not the first time Babeland has given out free toys for civic participation. They may be onto something brilliant here.
Culture Buzz A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer.
If you're in the market for a new vibrator, but don't feel safe ordering from one of the other 44 million sites that comes up when you Google sex toy store, you're in luck: Walgreens now carries ten pages' worth of “Pleasure Products.” No word yet on in-store availability.
That's one way to teach it. It's like how the French say that imbibing at a young age teaches responsible drinking habits. This kid has a lot of responsible sex ahead of him, I'm sure of it.
Be the biggest creep in town with this chandelier made solely of silver vibrators. My only question is, how does it provide lighting?
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