I'm not really sure how much “kids bracelets” are going for wholesale these days, but this seems like a bargain.
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!
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Find out how to get a free vibrator (if you've filed your taxes) on nerve.com. This is not the first time Babeland has given out free toys for civic participation. They may be onto something brilliant here.
Culture Buzz A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer.
If you're in the market for a new vibrator, but don't feel safe ordering from one of the other 44 million sites that comes up when you Google sex toy store, you're in luck: Walgreens now carries ten pages' worth of “Pleasure Products.” No word yet on in-store availability.
That's one way to teach it. It's like how the French say that imbibing at a young age teaches responsible drinking habits. This kid has a lot of responsible sex ahead of him, I'm sure of it.
Be the biggest creep in town with this chandelier made solely of silver vibrators. My only question is, how does it provide lighting?
TV Home Shopping has come a long way since hosts sold can openers on a radio station in Florida. Shop TV in Canada had a segment on pleasure toys, and its hilarious!
Culture Buzz Randy Polumbo is a sculptor whose work - ranging from “giant condom zeppelins” to “wheelie penis hot dogs” - is essentially all constructed with sex toys, and has appeared at Burning Man. Don't underestimate the beauty of neon wieners.
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Real Touch is a “'cyberdildonic device,' one that responds to input from porn movies, mimicking the star's actions” to mirror what's onscreen onto your penis. Literally. It's like sex, but with extra geeky, socially-detached flavor!
Celebrity Buzz Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er…roomie, “If you don’t open up, you’re not getting your [pleasure toy] back!” Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door “creaked open” and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.
Culture Buzz Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn’t seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It’s fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.
Culture Buzz A device for women that stimulates the body’s sexual nerve pathway to bring her to the brink of an orgasm without actually providing one. This sounds weird, not sexy. Yet, somehow I’m sad that there aren’t any for sale on eBay or Amazon.
Culture Buzz A round-up of sex toys that could fit inconspicuously on a keychain or on your mantle. Now no one has to know that you’re actually getting off in your spare moments. But then again, you could also just get your clit pierced.
Culture Buzz Customizable balls that strengthen your vaginal muscles while they’re inside of you. You’ll have a tighter vag in no time! Now you can cancel that Outlook reminder to do your kegel exercises at your desk.
Culture Buzz A futuristic British sex toy made of squishy plastic is revolutionizing the way women masturbate. Instead of the Bone Zone, take it to the Cone Zone. You can even leave it out as a non-phallic, non-pervy decoration for your mantle.
Culture Buzz Sex and the City fans can now buy a special edition “Mr. Big” rabbit vibrator, coinciding with the release of the movie. The Sex and the City movie is almost upon us! We’ve been hearing about it for so long now that it might take a vibrator to get us excited again.
Culture Buzz A round-up of love-making loungers, from the tantric to the gravity-free. Okay, now why didn’t the Eames think to make a chair with a giant vibrating dildo sticking out of it??
Tech Buzz An implant that can give women orgasms at the push of a button. From Woody Allen’s Sleeper to Barbarella, the idea of a instant electric orgasm machine has been the stuff of science ficiton…until now!
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