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30 Surreal Photos Of A Chinese Sex Toy Factory
Culture Buzz An unromantic yet fascinating peek behind the curtain of the global adult novelty economy, just in time for Valentine's Day! For many of you lonely hearts, this is where tonight's date came from. WARNING: Even though these are the least sexy photos you could imagine, they're still slightly NSFW.
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The My Little Pony Branded Fleshlight
Culture Buzz The friendship is magic. So cute! I definitely want to collect them all.
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Video: Need A New Vibrator That Is Also A USB Flash Drive?
Because you never know when you'll need a masturbation toy that can store your data. (via youtube.com)
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Link: A Clever Sex Toy for Guys
http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2011/0...
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Where's the hole? Perhaps this is too clever for its own good.
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DIY Vagina Made From Household Items
Tech Buzz This is the most simple, elegant masturbatory aid I've ever seen. My 13-year-old self is kicking me for not coming up with this sooner.
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World’s Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 3
Culture Buzz Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you're squeamish about “marital aids,” do not proceed.
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Link: Woman Tried to Assault Cop With Sex Toy
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/police-woman-tr...
Assault and battery powered.
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Image: Inflatable Boob Latex Catsuit With Corset and Facemask
Well, it’s about time. I had been looking for one of these for forever, and it's right in my price range! This gives a whole new meaning to the concept of a sex toy.
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Image: World's Oldest Sex Toy
Scientists at the University of Tubingen discovered the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together over a dozen fragments to create “a 30,000 year old ice age penis.” Who needs fancy vibrating beads, spinning motors, and cutesy animal names when you can shove a piece of rock where the sun don't shine?
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Image: Vampire Fleshlight
Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy.
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Image: Ten-Tongued Sex Toy
TEN TONGUES. Sure, it looks like it might buzzsaw your clit off. But even a real “sex professor” claims it's absolutely amazing. Sick of your vibrator? Watch the promotional ad here.
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Video: Repurpose Your Old Vibrator
Stupid Inventions brings you their latest invention, The Popcorn Sorter. All you'll need is a pasta strainer and an old sex toy.
