CELEBRITY BUZZ – After Josh Hartnett was caught having hot library sex with some lucky lady, the celebrity sex tape clearing house Red Light District announced it’s offering $500,000 for the copy.It all happened in a SoHo hotel, which adds to my constant curiosity of the little New York City enclave. Does SoHo have anything else besides gourmet sandwiches and celebrities being naughty?

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The Best Links:

1. Oops! Hartnett Accidentally Stars in Sex Tape
2. No ‘The Virgin Suicides’ Please, We’re British
3. Josh Hartnett Still Boring
4. No One Knew Where To Look?!
5. Drunken Sex With A Stranger Not Needed
6. Harnett to Star in Rain Man
7. Caught Getting His Freak On
8. Sex Tapes on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Mini-me has a sex tape, and TMZ has a sneak peek of it.I’m weirdly fascinated, like that side of me that’s curious about interspecies porn.

The Best Links:

1. Verne Probably Won’t Release The Sex Tape Afterall
2. Verne Talks Sex Tape, Heath Ledger’s Death
3. The Tape
4. “Is The Mini-Me Sex Tape “Gross” Because He’s A Dwarf? “
5. Porny Little Person Files a Big Suit Against TMZ
6. Verne Sues TMZ for $20 Million for Leaking His Tape
7. Verne Troyer’s Sex Tape Continues To Exist
8. “Like Childbirth in Reverse”
9. Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!
10. Ranae Shrider - Featured on BuzzFeed
11. You Know You Wanna Watch It…
12. Oh…It’s Not Amy Fisher? :(
13. “Prepare To Be Turned On”

CULTURE BUZZ – A Los Angeles porn company is planning to release a 45-minute DVD with footage of guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women. Like the Marilyn Monroe sex tape, the authenticity of the footage is being hotly contested.Yet another sex tape from the dead. It’ll either make you want to have sex, or hold a seance.

The Best Links:

1. Vivid Releases 45-Minute DVD with Supposed Hendrix Sex Footage
2. Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Has Best-Looking Sex-Tape Cover Ever
3. “Please Excuse Us While We Touch Ourselves”
4. One of Hendrix’s Girlfriend Says It Couldn’t Be Him
5. Check out Cynthia Plaster Caster’s Plaster Casts of Jimi Hendrix’s Erect Penis
6. Footage Probably Obfuscated By Lots of Wild Pubic Hair
7. New Trend: Digging Up the Sex Tapes of the Dead

CELEBRITY BUZZ – An illicit copy of 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which Marilyn Monroe performs oral sex on an unidentified man was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.Finally, a sex tape with some class! We thought it was just gonna be Gene Simmons and Amy Fisher sex tapes from here on out.

The Best Links:

1. NY Post Exclusive: Monroe Sex Flick Will Be Hitting the Market
2. God, Now Everyone Has a Sex Tape
3. Turns Out…Maybe It’s a Hoax
4. Just How Soon Until This Thing Hits the Internet?
5. Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sells for Millions

CELEBRITY BUZZ – A grainy, black and white video allegedly showing the Kiss frontman and a buxom blonde in bed is the first big sex tape leak of ‘08.Possibly the most depressing act of filmed sex to ever reach viral status online. The Foreigner song playing in the background seals it.

The Best Links:

1. Clips of the Gene Simmons Sex Tape: You May Need to Remove Your Eyeballs Afterwards
2. I Would Rather Eat Cooked Dog Feet than Look at Gene Simmons’ 800 Year-Old Weiner.
3. Grainy Video of an Older Man and Busty Lady Revealed. Oh, and It Might Be Gene Simmons (NSFW)
4. “How Gene Simmons’ Sex Tape Is The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time”
5. The Host of the Sex Tape
6. Gene Simmons Says it Ain’t Him