Celebrity Buzz So there is reportedly a Carrie Prejean sex tape floating around. According to TMZ. But that's not even the weird thing. The weird thing is that TMZ says they've had it for months, but didn't want to release it for ethical reasons. Since when did TMZ have ethical reasons?
A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.
Jon Gosselin (of Jon and Kate Plus 8)'s mistress has a sex tape. Or so some completely unverified ex-boyfriend of hers claims. UPDATE: Fleshbot confirmed this is a hoax, as we expected. Oh well. There is still a fair amount of Deanna-related scandal to entertain you through the weekend.
It's true! On his Sunday radio show, he wished Miley would get a gum transplant, make a sex tape with her dad, do heroin like Britney, smoke crack like Lindsay Lohan and finally, “catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat.” Woah. Miley start using grocery bags on your bike seats! We can't say for sure that Jamie hasn't sabotaged your ass.
Culture Buzz The Daily Beast reports on Iran's hottest porn video—a government cleric committing adultery (and mooning the camera). It's fairly tame as far as sex tapes go but is a big step for Iran in terms of humiliating public figures online. So congrats, Iran!
Celebrity Buzz Britney’s former boyfriend, vagina-chinned paparazzo Adnan Ghalib claims to own a sex tape in which the former pop star wears only a pink wig and only a pink wig. This is huge news, as it means we may finally see Britney Spears engaging in a sexual act. (Also in news today: we’re doomed.)
Celebrity Buzz In October, Elizabeth Banks will be playing both a porn star and first lady Laura Bush within a two week span at the movies. In Oliver Stone’s W, Ms. Banks plays the very non-pornographic Laura Bush, where she gets to be “a character actor in a leading lady’s body”. Then, a week later, she takes her clothes off in Seth Rogan’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Celebrity Buzz After Josh Hartnett was caught having hot library sex with some lucky lady, the celebrity sex tape clearing house Red Light District announced it’s offering $500,000 for the copy. It all happened in a SoHo hotel, which adds to my constant curiosity of the little New York City enclave. Does SoHo have anything else besides gourmet sandwiches and celebrities being naughty?
Celebrity Buzz Ranae Shrider, of Verne Troyer sex tape fame, reveals intimate details of their relationship. Ah yes, the mind boggling logistics of sexual intercourse between a 2’8” man and a 5’6” woman.
Celebrity Buzz Mini-me has a sex tape, and TMZ has a sneak peek of it. I'm weirdly fascinated, like that side of me that's curious about interspecies porn.
Culture Buzz A Los Angeles porn company is planning to release a 45-minute DVD with footage of guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women. Like the Marilyn Monroe sex tape, the authenticity of the footage is being hotly contested. Yet another sex tape from the dead. It’ll either make you want to have sex, or hold a seance.
Celebrity Buzz An illicit copy of 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which Marilyn Monroe performs oral sex on an unidentified man was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million. Finally, a sex tape with some class! We thought it was just gonna be Gene Simmons and Amy Fisher sex tapes from here on out.
Celebrity Buzz A grainy, black and white video allegedly showing the Kiss frontman and a buxom blonde in bed is the first big sex tape leak of ‘08. Possibly the most depressing act of filmed sex to ever reach viral status online. The Foreigner song playing in the background seals it.