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From Tiger Woods to Joel Monaghan, relive some of the most hilarious sex scandals animated by Next Media Animation.

British soccer star Wayne Rooney allegedly cheated on his pregnant wife with a high-priced prostitute named Jenny Thompson, as illustrated by this Chinese CGI news clip.

Spitzer 2, Electric Boogaloo: rumors abound that the NYT is about to publish a “bombshell” story concerning NY governor David Paterson's sex life.

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The Minneapolis airport bathroom where Sen. Larry Craig was caught cruisin' for a bruisin' is losing its appeal as a tourist destination, officials say.

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1. Interest Dwindles in Airport Arrest Site
2. Sen. Craig Restroom Tanking As Tourist Destination
3. Nobody Wants To See Gay Larry Craig’s Gay Airport Bathroom Now

The North Korean spy who was caught exchanging sex with South Korean military officials for sensitive information was convicted to five years in prison.

The Best Links:

1. “Sex Spy” Won Jeong Hwa Gets Five Years in Prison
2. Won Jeong Hwa’s Backstory

Government official within the Interior Department traded sexual favors and illegal gifts for access to key contracts.

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1. How Will The Candidates React?
2. “Sexual Relationships” And “Alcohol Abuse” Characterize The Sex For Oil Scandal
3. “A culture of ethical failure”
4. Sex For Oil Scandal At Interior Department Sounds Like A Party

The National Enquirer alleges Palin had a tryst with a former business associate of her husband’s.

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1. All Part of a Clever Plan?
2. McCain Camp Denies Palin Affair Rumors
3. “Palin’s family is embroiled in a vicious war that is now exposing her darkest secrets”?

The madness continues! The newest rumor in the Madonna/A-Rod love fiasco is that A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, has been seeing Lenny Kravitz.

The Best Links:

1. The Cynthia Rodriguez Trading Card!
2. A-Rod’s Wife is Filing for Divorce
3. Cynthia Rodriguez Wants The Kids, The Car and The Mansion
4. Cynthia Rodriguez Pics
5. Cynthia Rodriguez Wants a Divorce (AP Report)!
6. Kravitz Denies Anything Untoward Was Going On With Cynthia Rodriguez
7. A Handy Guide to the Kravitz-Madonna-Rodriguez Love Square
8. Sources Say Cynthia Has Been Steppin’ Out With Lenny in Paris
9. What A Twisted Web We Weave
10. A-Rod and Cynthia in Splittsville

Is the New York Yankees third baseman coming between Madge and Guy Ritchie?

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1. Was A-Rod With Madonna Right After His Wife Gave Birth?
2. Sourcing Does Seem A Bit Thin
3. The Madonna/A-Rod Rumors
4. Us: “The singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.”

The woman in the Vern Troyer sex tape has been identified as an aspiring model.

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1. Ranae: “I never imagined one day I”d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.”
2. Updated Ranae Shrider Pics
3. Shrider Loves Her Dog, Lacey
4. Ranae Shrider’s Model Profile
5. Mystery Woman, Unveiled!
6. Other Women Troyer Has Dated
7. More Shots Of Ranae Shrider, Mini Me’s Ex
8. Ranae Shrider And Verne Troyer Lived Together For Six Months

Turns out Logan wasn’t just reporting on the news in Baghdad — the Enquirer and the New York Post have the steamy details of her many loves.

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1. Lara Logan Pregnant With Contracter’s Baby!
2. With Her Very Own Sex Scandal, Lara Logan is a Bona Fide Celeb
3. It’s A Divorce War
4. When Reporters Date Reporters Who Date Contracters…
5. Two-Timing in Baghdad!

The chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, currently presiding over an obscenity case in Los Angeles, has admitted to posting naughty pictures on his website.

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1. Here Comes The Judge’s Porn! - 10 Zen Monkeys
2. Perhaps It Was All Posted by One of His Sons?
3. Nice Headline: “Obscenity trial judge likes sexy cows”
4. The Cache of Zozinski’s Site: “Ain’t nothin’ here. Y’all best be movin’ on, compadre.”
5. Kozinski Writes to Underneath Their Robes
6. Kozinski Says Some Are Explicit, Some Are “Funny”

Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) recently admitted he’s dating Hillary’s arm-candy-right-hand-woman Huma Abedin .

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1. Rebecca Mead’s Site
2. Alli Joseph: Weiner’s Ex GF Who Posted Once Posted Naughty Pics Online
3. Kirsten Powers: Another of Weiner’s Exes
4. Anthony Weiner:”37 Year Old Hipster Congressman”, Private Life Info Toward End
5. Article on Anthony Weiner and Ex Gigi Stone
6. Pictures of Weiner’s Women
7. Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin Are Vacationing in Puerto Rico
8. Anthony Weiner Calls Abedin “the Coolest Customer” Working On Hillary’s Campaign
9. Huma Abedin is Dating Rep Anthony Weiner (D-NY)

The Harvard sex blogger — briefly notorious after an ex leaked nude photos of her last year — has taken the next logical step, posting explicit photos of herself.

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1. Susannah Breslin Gives Lena Chen Props
2. Chen Lands in Hustler, Aiming for Book Deal
3. Chen’s Angry Ex Leaked Nude Photos of Her Last December
4. Chen’s Self-Portrait After Facial (Very NSFW)
5. Sex and the Ivy - Chen’s Harvard Sex Blog
6. Oversharing or Just Caring?

The British head of Formula One racing shows us Americans how a sex scandal is done.

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1. Jewish Groups Call for Mosley to Step Down
2. Mosley Not About to Retire Over Little Orgy Flap
3. The Video of Mosley and the Nazi Sex Guards (NSFW)
4. F1 Boss Max Mosley Has Sick Nazi Orgy With 5 Hookers

Eliot Spitzer has reportedly been tied to a second prostitution ring.

The Best Links:

1. Where Will the Rich Go To Pay For Sex Now?
2. The Post Sees a Spitzer Link
3. Internet Archive Version of the Wicked Models Site (NSFW)
4. Davis May Have “the Largest and Most Prominent Black Book in This Country”
5. NSFW Photo Gallery of Alleged Madam Kristen Davis, With Hilarious Captions
6. “And There He Ho’s Again”

The name of the prostitution ring that was busted and inevitably brought Eliot Spitzer down with them.

The Best Links:

1. A Look at Spitzers Emperors Club Web Site
2. The Eliot Spitzer Affair and the Intellectualization of Prostitution
3. Duke Of Westminster: Prostitution Client, Allegedly, Of Emperors Club VIP
4. Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Woman at the Center of Eliot Spitzer’s Downfall
5. Enough About Eliot; What About The Hookers?
6. Eliot Spitzer’s Super-Premium Luxury Prostitutes
7. Escort: ‘I’m Not THAT Kristen’
8. How Things Work: A Brief Guide to Luxury Callgirl Rings
9. Eliot Spitzer’s Whores: A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor’s Club Ladies
10. A Look At the Emperor’s (Governor’s) Club
11. The Official Site (Temporarily Unavailable)
12. Let’s Learn All About Eliot Spitzer’s Prostitution Ring! (Screenshots from the Website)
13. emperors club vip brought $1 million to four people
14. Cops bust $5500 an-hour hooker ring
15. Spitzer’s Ties to a Website Featuring Scantily Clad Women Rated by Diamonds
16. Screen Shot From Emperors Club Website: “Introduction Fees”
17. Prostitute Claims She Isn’t a “Moron”
18. Kristen Calls Spitzer a “Difficult” Client

The blogger’s in hot water for allegedly soliciting dirty videos from a naughty young man.

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1. Why is He Wearing That Stupid Shower Cap? Argh
2. A Sordid Tale of Heartbreak, Intrigue, and IM Transcripts
3. When Douchebag Met Douchebag
4. Check Out His Cum-Stained Response