Politics Buzz The Minneapolis airport bathroom where Sen. Larry Craig was caught cruisin' for a bruisin' is losing its appeal as a tourist destination, officials say. Since he didn't seek reelection last fall, the former jetsetting Senator will now resort to the life of a truck stop lot lizard, perhaps one day bringing fame to some lucky backcountry “Flying J”. Move on, tourist hoards. Nothing to see here.
Culture Buzz The North Korean spy who was caught exchanging sex with South Korean military officials for sensitive information was convicted to five years in prison. A scandalous case, but kind of a minor sentence, no?
Politics Buzz Government official within the Interior Department traded sexual favors and illegal gifts for access to key contracts. The scandal centers around the Denver Minerals Management Service office, which sounds more like a frat house than a branch of government — skiing holidays, cocaine, body shots, and lots and lots of sex (we made up the cocaine and body shots).
Politics Buzz The National Enquirer alleges Palin had a tryst with a former business associate of her husband’s. Palin’s team is considering legal action against the paper.
Celebrity Buzz The madness continues! The newest rumor in the Madonna/A-Rod love fiasco is that A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, has been seeing Lenny Kravitz. And Kravitz used to date Madonna! This is making my head hurt. Of course there are denials all around, nothing is confirmed, etc. Update: She’s filing for divorce, with her lawyer saying he’s “emotionally abandoned his wife and children”!
Celebrity Buzz Is the New York Yankees third baseman coming between Madge and Guy Ritchie? Us Magazine and OK both have “sources” who claim A-Rod has been visiting Madonna’s apartment on the sly, and leaving “as late as midnight”!
Celebrity Buzz The woman in the Vern Troyer sex tape has been identified as an aspiring model. Shrider, 22, is from Tampa (or possibly Kentucky) and reportedly once hoped to marry Troyer. Will we find out who leaked the tape?
Celebrity Buzz Turns out Logan wasn’t just reporting on the news in Baghdad — the Enquirer and the New York Post have the steamy details of her many loves. Hot, incisive reporter and a two-timer. This gives the Post the chance to make “in-bedded” puns.
Culture Buzz The chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, currently presiding over an obscenity case in Los Angeles, has admitted to posting naughty pictures on his website. By naughty, I mean things like photos of naked women on all fours body-painted like cows.
Politics Buzz Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) recently admitted he’s dating Hillary’s arm-candy-right-hand-woman Huma Abedin. Weiner seems to be quite the bachelor. Former Weinermobile riders include include cybermodel Alli Joseph, ABC Correspondant Gigi Stone, New Yorker writer Rebecca Mead, and Fox Political Analyst Kirsten Powers.
Celebrity Buzz The Harvard sex blogger — briefly notorious after an ex leaked nude photos of her last year — has taken the next logical step, posting explicit photos of herself. Called out by Gawker, praised by the Reverse Cowgirl, and she uses Tumblr? We foresee a book deal in the near future.
Culture Buzz The British head of Formula One racing shows us Americans how a sex scandal is done. Mosley - whose grandfather was a friend of Hitler’s - was caught on tape orchestrating a Nazi S&M orgy with five London call girls. Kind of makes you wonder: Eliot who?
Culture Buzz Eliot Spitzer has reportedly been tied to a second prostitution ring. Wicked Models was just busted by NYC cops, who arrested alleged madam Kristen Davis (no, not the actress) on Tuesday. Davis claims she’s innocent, but the New York Post says she may have had Spitzer as a client more than once.
Politics Buzz The name of the prostitution ring that was busted and inevitably brought Eliot Spitzer down with them. High-priced call girls were rated on a scale of diamonds. Sounds classy! Unfortunately for most of us, a one-diamond hooker still costs us an entire paycheck.
Celebrity Buzz The blogger’s in hot water for allegedly soliciting dirty videos from a naughty young man. You can breathe easy people: The sex tape in this scandal does not feature Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavandeira, he of the freakish hair. Instead, Lavandeira reportedly solicited sex tapes from another blogger in exchange for “help.”
Celebrity Buzz Chinese-Canadian Hong Kong movie actor and pop icon is embroiled in a sex scandal now that sexually explicit photos of him with numerous female stars have been leaked. For anyone who’s ever complained there weren’t enough Asian males represented in the media, there’s finally a role model! We suppose it takes pulling a Paris Hilton to get noticed.
Culture Buzz The Archbishop of an Atlanta megachurch is at the center of another sex scandal. A paternity test revealed that Paulk’s nephew is actually his son, meaning he slept with his brother’s wife. Creepy, right? Paulk’s been accused of worse.
Politics Buzz Hillary Clinton's glamorous and stylish aide is getting married to Anthony Weiner.
Culture Buzz Miss New Jersey is being blackmailed over some photos taken from her Facebook site. A mysterious blackmailer wants her to turn in her crown or the photos will go online, but the plucky pageant winner’s not giving in to the demands. The first Facebook scandal!