Not sure why they are reviving Jurassic Park after all these years. Get it?! Because they're all just a bunch of dinosaurs!
OMG OMG, the trailer for Sex and the City 2 is finally here and it's got everything, from camels to cameltoe. Is it weird that I got chills while watching this?
The girls are back, and Sarah Jessica Parker still looks like a retarded ballerina. Some things never change, like 90-minute long shoe porn.
May or may not be a joke? Is that even Sarah Jessica Parker? And why does she have Egypt in her eyes?