MOVIE BUZZ: Rumors are flying regarding a possible big screen version of the NBC sitcom, much in thanks to the blockbuster success of Sex And The City. If we ever needed a movie about jobless attractive people who drink coffee and employ quirky intonation, that time is now.

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1. The Hater Imagines the “Friends” Script
2. Matt Leblanc, You Can Thank Sarah Jessica Parker for Giving You Your Career Back
3. Jen and Courtney: Making It Happen
4. The Cast Is In!

CULTURE BUZZ: As the movie approaches its second week in theaters, it continues to make news, as media outlets are making claims of rampant sexism in the film’s critical reception. Personally, we think the most offensive part of the movie is Jennifer Hudson’s role meant to simply fill the color quota. But, whatever, let’s fight about shoes.

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1. Are Men and “Obamamaniacs” Hating On the Ladies?
2. Clips: Sarah Jessica Parker Squeals In Dismay Over Time Out New York Cover
3. Sex(ism) And The City: New Yorker Film Critic Anthony Lane Has Female Trouble
4. Much Ado About Nothing?
5. Kim Cattrall: “We’re Not Choosing the Next President of the United States. Besides, We Didn’t Make the Film for Reviewers.”
6. Anthony Lane’s Review In Question [From The New Yorker]
7. Hillary: Fail, S&TC: Win?
8. Sex And The …Monsters?

MOVIE BUZZ: The guy who plays Samantha’s neighbor Dante in the Sex and the City movie. The Antonio Banderas lookalike will forever be known as “that naked guy from Sex and the City.”

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1. Gilles Marini in Sex And The City NSFW Pics!
2. The Official Site for Actor Gilles Marini
3. The Real Mr. Big
4. “Gilles Marini Makes Movies Worse”
5. Lots of Hot Pics of Hot Movie Dude
6. Yep. More Hot Pics.
7. Watch: Video Gilles Marini Bud Light Commercial
8. Ex-Model Becomes Household Name
9. Shower Pics
10. Kim Cattrall Followed Gilles Around Like a Puppy
11. Eye Candy for the Gays

Mean-spirited website compares side-by-side pictures of horses and Carrie Bradshaw herself. SJP doesn’t necessarily deserve such ridicule, but then again, we don’t deserve a 2.5 hour movie about high heels and sour beverages.

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The only Sex and the City parody worth your time. Also, women are different from men.

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MOVIE BUZZ: Panned by the Times and New Yorker, with tepid reviews elsewhere, the movie’s opening weekend will still probably be huge. No one ever compared Sex and the City to The Wire — Dickensian it ain’t — but most people don’t care, they just want to see Carrie buy expensive clothes and talk about love.

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1. 5 Ways to Dismiss The Sex and the City Movie
2. “All the Film Lacks is a Subtitle: ‘The Lying, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.’ “
3. “A little Botox goes a long way in “Sex and the City,” but a little decent writing would have gone even further.”
4. “Sex and the City is singlehandedly responsible for a measurable uptick in the number of materialistic twits in New York City and perhaps the world”
5. “No one here is more disappointing, or more frustrating, than Parker.”
6. “The finale the show should’ve had”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Although she hasn’t seen the Sex And The City movie yet, the model-actress can confirm that it’s positively silly material written by “gay male sluts.” She then immediately retracted the statement, realizing that without “gay male sluts,” her IMDB page would continue to gather dust as she makes cameo appearances on basic cable.

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1. Ho Boy, Someone’s Still Nestled Up in the Cuckoo’s Nest!
2. Hutton Blasts Sex And The City
3. Hutton Vs. Gay Sluts: See the Video!
4. Lauren Hutton’s Cracked Out Speech at the 2008 Bravo’s A-list Awards
5. “Being a Dirty Slut is a Beautiful Thing”

CULTURE BUZZ: We’re delightfully confused by this poorly-acted spoof of Sex And The City, complete with steroidal bodybuilders of questionable gender. Fake tans and swarthy baritones never looked so…feminine? Maybe?

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1. Flex and the City: Modelizers
2. “Even if the Four Women Playing the Famous Quartet Do Kind of Look Like Fire Island Muscle Gays Swaggering Off to a Drag Tea Dance, They Are Such Good Sports That We Suddenly Felt Protective of Them.”

NY Mag has three clips from the new Sex and the City movie. Spoiler alert! Mr. Big and Carrie get married.

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The Best Links:

1. YouTube - Sex and The City: The Movie - Clip 2
2. YouTube - Sex and The City: The Movie - Clip 3

Who ever said sexy, single young women couldn’t live fabulously outside of New York City? “She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes” just became a double entendre.

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