CELEBRITY BUZZ: Viagra’s top competitor hires Mick Jagger’s ex as their “global ambassador.” Hall is encouraging women to “strike up a conversation” with their spouses. Ironic, since the point of Levitra is to help you stop talking.

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1. Dudes Who Find Hall Hot Are Likely in Desperate Need of Levitra’s Powers
2. Does She Actually Have Any First-Hand Experience With E.D.?
3. Meet Jerry Hall’s Plastic Face!
4. At Least the Photoshoot Was a Phenomenal Success
5. “To keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom”