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Culture Buzz The Cat5 O' Nine Tales is a medieval flogger made entirely of Cat5 network cable, hand-crafted by Etsy seller feralswirl. Oh. That's what you meant by “hardcore geek.”
A step-by-step guide to flirting in the 2.0 world we live in. I feel like they missed the all-important naked webcam chat, which often gets squeezed in there just after talking on AIM and before you ever pick up the phone.
Science Buzz British scientists promise a chip implant within the next 10 years that will automatically stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. Woody Allen's vision of an Orgasmatron-filled future may be coming sooner than we think.
Tech Buzz Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives. Immediately, the wives responded, “Well maybe if you’d learn how to use your thumbs at the same time in the bedroom, we wouldn’t have this problem!” (Ba dum bum!)
Tech Buzz Out Magazine asks if the gay men’s hookup site - which reportedly rakes in $30 million yearly - has destroyed gay culture. It would be interesting to hear what John McCain had to say about the situation, considering that he gladly accepted the maximum amount for an individual donation from the “liberal Republican” owner of Manhunt.
Culture Buzz Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn’t seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It’s fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.
Culture Buzz An intricate stats site for your sexual life. If you’re obsessed with your number, MyBlackBook will keep track of partners, sessions, positions and — oh, yes — STDs.
Tech Buzz The Femisapien (in Japan, known as E.M.A.) is designed to respond to kisses and sway her lady-like hips when she walks. She’s busty! And surprise, she’s being marketed mainly towards adults.
Science Buzz Home semen detection kit marketed to suspicious spouses. Trying to live out your fantasy of being a CSI? Didn’t we learn anything from Superbad?
Science Buzz Scientists have developed a radio-controlled contraceptive valve to control the flow of semen to the penis. Finally a minimally invasive and fully reversible vasectomy. Done with a hypodermic needle in a ‘special clinic,’ the procedure involves inserting a valve into the sperm duct that can be deactivated by your doctor via radio-control. If only we could program correspond with timer on our biological clock.
As in the real deal, Jacob will make you give him the side-eye. The…
