SCIENCE BUZZ: British scientists promise a chip implant within the next 10 years that will automatically stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. Woody Allen's vision of an Orgasmatron-filled future may be coming sooner than we think.

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1. Sex Chip’s Horizons: “We don’t know half the possibilities yet.”
2. The Orgasmatron Lives!
3. Scientists Think The Sex Chip Will Work

TECH BUZZ: Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives. Immediately, the wives responded, “Well maybe if you’d learn how to use your thumbs at the same time in the bedroom , we wouldn’t have this problem!” (Ba dum bum!)

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1. The Poll Results
2. Are Ladies Just As Addicted As Men?
3. A Psychologist Can Salvage Your Relationship: “Turn It Off.”
4. Personal Digital Assistants Vs. Private Displays Of Affection
5. Is Your BlackBerry Ruining Your Sex Life?

TECH BUZZ: Out Magazine asks if the gay men’s hookup site - which reportedly rakes in $30 million yearly - has destroyed gay culture. It would be interesting to hear what John McCain had to say about the situation, considering that he gladly accepted the maximum amount for an individual donation from the “liberal Republican” owner of Manhunt.

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The Best Links:

1. Out Asks, “Has Manhunt Destroyed Gay Culture?”
2. “While You Cannot Credit Manhunt for Making Men Pigs, They Have Altogether Reinvented Gay Culture”
3. “Whatever the Answers Are, They Must Consider the Development and Well-Being of the WHOLE Person, Not Only Sexual and Romantic.”
4. Manhunt (Yyyeah, NSFW, But You Didn’t Need Me to Tell You That)
5. McCain May Not Think They’re Fit to Raise Kids, But if the Gays Are Willing to Fork Over Cash, What’s the Harm?
6. “Log In, Get Off, Get Betrayed.”

CULTURE BUZZ: Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn’t seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It’s fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.

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The Best Links:

1. Introducing the SaSi from Je Joue
2. Get It from Toys in Babeland
3. A Hands-On Review from Fleshbot (NSFW)

CULTURE BUZZ: An intricate stats site for your sexual life. If you’re obsessed with your number , MyBlackBook will keep track of partners, sessions, positions and — oh, yes — STDs.

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1. MyBlackBook — Your Online Sex Log!
2. “If it worked for the Red Sox, why not for your sex life? “
3. Pretty Graphs Make Everything Easier To Take, Including Herpes
4. Hotness Field Is Stupid
5. If You Like MyBlackBook…

TECH BUZZ: The Femisapien (in Japan, known as E.M.A.) is designed to respond to kisses and sway her lady-like hips when she walks. She’s busty! And surprise, she’s being marketed mainly towards adults.

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1. Target Market: Lonely Adult Men
2. Also: She Can Fight!
3. E.M.A. (aka Femisapien) Offers Up Smooches
4. Programming Your Femisapien

SCIENCE BUZZ: Home semen detection kit marketed to suspicious spouses. Trying to live out your fantasy of being a CSI? Didn’t we learn anything from Superbad ?

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1. “This Semen Detector Works Even If You Never Remove It From The Box”
2. Fox Business: Semen Spy, Cheaters Day and The Business of …
3. Get Your Semen Spy Infedelity Test Kit Here, $79.95
4. Even Longer Shot of That Semen Detector
5. It Pays to Shop Around: Check Mate Semen Detection Test Kit Only $49.95
6. I Dream of a World Where Everything is Covered in Semen

SCIENCE BUZZ: Scientists have developed a radio-controlled contraceptive valve to control the flow of semen to the penis. Finally a minimally invasive and fully reversible vasectomy. Done with a hypodermic needle in a ‘special clinic,’ the procedure involves inserting a valve into the sperm duct that can be deactivated by your doctor via radio-control. If only we could program correspond with timer on our biological clock.

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The Best Links:

1. “Radio Controlled Tap Brings Sperm On Demand”
2. Radio-controlled Sperm ‘tap’ Turns Off Vasectomies
3. No, it’s not a new Comcast service.
4. Scientists in Australia Develop Sperm ‘Tap’
5. Can You Trust Your Doctor That Much?
6. I’m Lightheaded Just Thinking About the Radio-controlled Vasectomy
7. Reversible Vasectomy
8. “Remote Control Sperm”