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British scientists promise a chip implant within the next 10 years that will automatically stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain.

The Best Links:

1. Scientists Think The Sex Chip Will Work
2. The Orgasmatron Lives!
3. Sex Chip’s Horizons: “We don’t know half the possibilities yet.”

Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives.

The Best Links:

1. The Poll Results
2. Personal Digital Assistants Vs. Private Displays Of Affection
3. Are Ladies Just As Addicted As Men?
4. Is Your BlackBerry Ruining Your Sex Life?
5. A Psychologist Can Salvage Your Relationship: “Turn It Off.”

Out Magazine asks if the gay men’s hookup site - which reportedly rakes in $30 million yearly - has destroyed gay culture.

The Best Links:

1. Manhunt (Yyyeah, NSFW, But You Didn’t Need Me to Tell You That)
2. Out Asks, “Has Manhunt Destroyed Gay Culture?”
3. “Whatever the Answers Are, They Must Consider the Development and Well-Being of the WHOLE Person, Not Only Sexual and Romantic.”
4. “While You Cannot Credit Manhunt for Making Men Pigs, They Have Altogether Reinvented Gay Culture”
5. “Log In, Get Off, Get Betrayed.”
6. McCain May Not Think They’re Fit to Raise Kids, But if the Gays Are Willing to Fork Over Cash, What’s the Harm?

Meet the iPod of sex toys.

The Best Links:

1. Introducing the SaSi from Je Joue
2. A Hands-On Review from Fleshbot (NSFW)
3. Get It from Toys in Babeland

An intricate stats site for your sexual life.

The Best Links:

1. If You Like MyBlackBook…
2. Hotness Field Is Stupid
3. Pretty Graphs Make Everything Easier To Take, Including Herpes
4. “If it worked for the Red Sox, why not for your sex life? “
5. MyBlackBook — Your Online Sex Log!

The Femisapien (in Japan, known as E.M.A.) is designed to respond to kisses and sway her lady-like hips when she walks.

The Best Links:

1. Programming Your Femisapien
2. E.M.A. (aka Femisapien) Offers Up Smooches
3. Also: She Can Fight!
4. Target Market: Lonely Adult Men

Home semen detection kit marketed to suspicious spouses.

The Best Links:

1. I Dream of a World Where Everything is Covered in Semen
2. It Pays to Shop Around: Check Mate Semen Detection Test Kit Only $49.95
3. Even Longer Shot of That Semen Detector
4. Get Your Semen Spy Infedelity Test Kit Here, $79.95
5. Fox Business: Semen Spy, Cheaters Day and The Business of …
6. “This Semen Detector Works Even If You Never Remove It From The Box”

Scientists have developed a radio-controlled contraceptive valve to control the flow of semen to the penis.

The Best Links:

1. No, it’s not a new Comcast service.
2. “Remote Control Sperm”
3. Reversible Vasectomy
4. I’m Lightheaded Just Thinking About the Radio-controlled Vasectomy
5. Can You Trust Your Doctor That Much?
6. Scientists in Australia Develop Sperm ‘Tap’
7. “Radio Controlled Tap Brings Sperm On Demand”
8. Radio-controlled Sperm ‘tap’ Turns Off Vasectomies