CULTURE BUZZ – Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn’t seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It’s fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.

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The Best Links:

1. Introducing the SaSi from Je Joue
2. Get It from Toys in Babeland
3. A Hands-On Review from Fleshbot (NSFW)

CULTURE BUZZ – An intricate stats site for your sexual life. If you’re obsessed with your number, MyBlackBook will keep track of partners, sessions, positions and — oh, yes — STDs.

The Best Links:

1. MyBlackBook — Your Online Sex Log!
2. “If it worked for the Red Sox, why not for your sex life? “
3. Pretty Graphs Make Everything Easier To Take, Including Herpes
4. Hotness Field Is Stupid
5. If You Like MyBlackBook…

TECH BUZZ – The Femisapien (in Japan, known as E.M.A.) is designed to respond to kisses and sway her lady-like hips when she walks. She’s busty! And surprise, she’s being marketed mainly towards adults.

The Best Links:

1. Target Market: Lonely Adult Men
2. Also: She Can Fight!
3. E.M.A. (aka Femisapien) Offers Up Smooches
4. Programming Your Femisapien

SCIENCE BUZZ – Home semen detection kit marketed to suspicious spouses. Trying to live out your fantasy of being a CSI? Didn’t we learn anything from Superbad?

The Best Links:

1. “This Semen Detector Works Even If You Never Remove It From The Box”
2. Fox Business: Semen Spy, Cheaters Day and The Business of …
3. Get Your Semen Spy Infedelity Test Kit Here, $79.95
4. Even Longer Shot of That Semen Detector
5. It Pays to Shop Around: Check Mate Semen Detection Test Kit Only $49.95
6. I Dream of a World Where Everything is Covered in Semen

SCIENCE BUZZ – Scientists have developed a radio-controlled contraceptive valve to control the flow of semen to the penis. Finally a minimally invasive and fully reversible vasectomy. Done with a hypodermic needle in a ‘special clinic,’ the procedure involves inserting a valve into the sperm duct that can be deactivated by your doctor via radio-control. If only we could program correspond with timer on our biological clock.

The Best Links:

1. “Radio Controlled Tap Brings Sperm On Demand”
2. Radio-controlled Sperm ‘tap’ Turns Off Vasectomies
3. No, it’s not a new Comcast service.
4. Scientists in Australia Develop Sperm ‘Tap’
5. Can You Trust Your Doctor That Much?
6. I’m Lightheaded Just Thinking About the Radio-controlled Vasectomy
7. Reversible Vasectomy
8. “Remote Control Sperm”