Let's just say that watching a Golden Girls marathon doesn't necessarily make you “lonely and loveless,” okay? In fact, some might say it makes you a sex factory . Although “the Mary Lou Retton” is pretty good. Hehe.

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I'm pretty sure it's still necrophilia. In fact, it might even count as necrophilia even more.

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Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy.

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1. Buy the “Succu Dry” From Fleshlight
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What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive? Oh, probably the fact that it looks like someone shined a fluorescent light on someone's inflamed, diseased private parts.

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Sometimes, a chihuahua just needs to get her groove back, you know? And, honestly, don't you want what's best for your [sexyass] dog?

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There are right ways and wrong ways to go about being successful in college. This is one of the wrong ways.

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In the name of sex education, this gal publicly professes her virginity after attesting to achieving “sexual satisfaction without taking [her] clothes off.” …Which is true if dry humping still does the trick after menopause hits. (via Urlesque )

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Irreverent buttons boasting some of the best misspelled filth to ever hit your inbox. It's the Internet x Borat + a button machine. In other words, we're toetally rok hard fir this.

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At some point, it's got to be easier to just go out and find a partner.

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A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.

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1. Evildoers Doing It To Promote World AIDS Day
2. AIDS Is A Mass Murderer
3. World AIDS Day 2009: Saddam
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New favorite Furry! There's plenty more where this came from, including Ladybear performing karaoke!!!

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An instructional opera (with interpretive dance!) on the many ways to have sex and not get pregnant.

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Mindy Cohn, best known as Natalie from The Facts Of Life , has been cozying up to the stars of gay pornographic films. Incidentally, is Cohn a traditionally Asian name, 'cuz…what? Did Lisa Bonet wear that kimono on A Different World ? What is happening here?!?!

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Oprah paid for 2,000 people (staffers and their guests) to take a 10-day Mediterranean cruise that allegedly resulted in pure debauchery, including naked drunks, a forgotten passenger, and a couple caught having sex on deck. With O's hubby Steadman nowhere to be found, Gayle King made sure to hop on board, but not because she's Oprah's gal pal or anything. She just wanted to steer the boat.

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1. So Who’s the Naked Dude On the Couch?
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A filthy, bizarre, and ultimately hilarious setup in which the Murder, She Wrote star serves as the go-to Private Dick regarding matters of …well, the dick. Angela Lansbury looking like an Asian burn victim with a mustache? Aw, come on, you guys, this is too weird for its own good. (That being said, when do we get the second episode???)

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For those of us who need a chart to handle everything in life- A Gannt Chart for your doomed relationship.

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This handy info-graphic explains what exactly is and is not allowed sexually for several major religions.

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At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading. Bonus points for his wearing a hair net. Because that would be unclean, y'know, if he weren't wearing a hair net. Sculpt on, brotherman!

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20/20 wants you to know Adam Lambert is gay, and they will stop at nothing - including cheesy 90's dance music and a quick clip in which a fey stylist flirts with him - to let you know. If only Hugh Downs were around to say “bi-curious” on air. MISS U HUGH )-:

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This woman thinks she may be married to a sex maniac.

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