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Celebrity Buzz Ms. Paltrow if you're nasty. This week's edition of Gwyneth Paltrow's email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine's Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn't screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine's Day tips—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.—but also, this!
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Science doesn’t understand women and 80% of sexually active adults will contract an STD in their lifetime. Plus eight more facts about the nasty that are probably totally new to you.
Movie Buzz I wonder why the poster for Fox Searchlight’s “Shame,” starring Michael Fassbender (and his penis) was banned…
Culture Buzz It's unclear what a moneybomb is exactly, but I'm excited to see Santorum's C.U.M. blow through this whole election.
Because primetime shows on Fox aren’t sexy or violent at all. Aren’t they the network that brought us “24”?
Pretty easy to do and it will help us learn a lot about each other. Post your results in the comments. (via meme-meme.org)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean Eleanor Roosevelt was a lesbian? From a Hollywood star to the richest woman in Germany, these people were caught up in the biggest tabloid stories of their time.
Culture Buzz This headline writing genius deserves a raise and a corner office. Bravo!
Culture Buzz Guess that's one way to conquer a fear of death. And honestly, who has security cameras in a funeral palor? Do people really steal from the bereaved?
Politics Buzz Normally voters are screwed by politicians, not each other. Seriously though, between this and the Medvedev Girls, Russian politics are turning into an episode of “Entourage” that has nuclear capabilities.
And it does not go well. The Insider scored an exclusive interview with Justin Bieber's alleged baby momma, and she mostly just cries and storms off through the whole thing. Not that her credibility was impeccable before this interview, but it's certainly lost quite a bit of stock since. And this is just what's aired so far. Yeesh.
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Sex, by default, is embarrassing. You’re at your most naked and vulnerable with another person who you may or may not know have feelings for.
Celebrity Buzz The grossest quotes from Mariah Yeater about the (alleged) incident in which she got knocked up with the (alleged) child of Justin Bieber. This supposedly happened backstage at the Staples Center. Even though this is from a court document, the language gets kind of graphic. Fair warning.
“Teach 'em young, Kidz Fun”…would be their motto if the company didn't go out of business after this. (via reddit.com)
I'm not surprised. Cosmo asked 2,000 of their readers “what would you rather live without for one full week: sex or Facebook?”, and 20% responded that they'd take rather have Facebook than sex. Read the full story here.
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Best. Panel. Ever. At the Robot Chicken panel a fan asked for co-creator Seth Green to oblige (for the third year in a row) with a sexy pose for a photo-op. And was then sexually assaulted assisted by Culkin.
Culture Buzz Is your toothpaste making you feel like a nancy? Your homeowner's insurance not virile enough? Does your internet service provider put the ISP in lisp? With the new Dr. Pepper being made for men only, I thought I'd try the same approach with other normally gender-neutral products.
Culture Buzz Someone took the time to show us what it would look like. Here are some excerpts from “Now That You're Big.”
Culture Buzz Here's a sobering chart about what prospective employers look for on Facebook that will disqualify you from a job. Basically, everything you've ever posted on Facebook.
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