Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Kids films the darndest things, right, you guys? (DOG BONERS!)
Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy.
I'm pretty sure it's still necrophilia. In fact, it might even count as necrophilia even more.
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On the recent millionaire quiz, a Camby man won $50,000 by answering the question in the anatomy category, “Where is the Hyoglossus muscle?” All I can say is that this individual must be in the medical/biology field or a health care professional.
What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive? Oh, probably the fact that it looks like someone shined a fluorescent light on someone's inflamed, diseased private parts.
David Letterman gets his headphones filled with a little internet meme remix. Take it away, Tronovitch!
Sometimes, a chihuahua just needs to get her groove back, you know? And, honestly, don't you want what's best for your [sexyass] dog?
There are right ways and wrong ways to go about being successful in college. This is one of the wrong ways.
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Former child star Mackenzie Phillips claims in a new explosive tell-all book that she had an incestuous affair with her father, John Phillips, leader of the famed '60s pop group the Mamas and the Papas - a long-term relationship that grew to be consensual.
In the name of sex education, this gal publicly professes her virginity after attesting to achieving “sexual satisfaction without taking [her] clothes off.” …Which is true if dry humping still does the trick after menopause hits. (via Urlesque)
Irreverent buttons boasting some of the best misspelled filth to ever hit your inbox. It's the Internet x Borat + a button machine. In other words, we're toetally rok hard fir this.
Finally, a mascot both furries and grandmas can agree on. Merry XXXmas…from the beach!
At some point, it's got to be easier to just go out and find a partner.
A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.
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Snuggies solve yet another problem we didn't know we had: how to stay under our blankets during sex. The Snuggie Sutra offers sex positions for people who aren't that interested in seeing their partner naked.
New favorite Furry! There's plenty more where this came from, including Ladybear performing karaoke!!!
An instructional opera (with interpretive dance!) on the many ways to have sex and not get pregnant.
A Brooklyn, New York exhibit featuring 800 customized ping pong paddles features one especially explicit model. At least it wasn't a lacrosse stick. That would've been GROOOOOSS!
Mindy Cohn, best known as Natalie from The Facts Of Life, has been cozying up to the stars of gay pornographic films. Incidentally, is Cohn a traditionally Asian name, 'cuz…what? Did Lisa Bonet wear that kimono on A Different World? What is happening here?!?!
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