Fruit: It’s not just for eating.
This is a very serious matter.
“Is breast milk vegan?”
Plus the Bob’s Burgers taste test, how they made the dino sounds in Jurassic Park, and those spring trees that smell like… you know.
Do men really just want to ejaculate on women’s faces? Or does the way we talk about the practice overstate the reality — and cause problems in the bedroom?
Not Safe For Work, obviously.
“The Essence of Man.” Apparently.
RELAX. It’s not actually semen (the wife just thinks it is), and the ad is very safe for work.
They say in today’s world nothing it what it seems - these fake seamen products are the most EW example of that around… It also gives a whole new term to “faking it.”
Um…yay? Is it just me or is CNN Health really reaching for stories these days? (via Pickles and Onions) [Edit: Just realized this article is from 2003. My opinion on CNN Health still stands.] View Image ›
Always apologize with a cake. View Image ›
Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious “semen related costs” at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK. View Image ›
This is what happens when you hire a 13 year old boy to be your city planner. View Image ›
After filing for divorce, a couple is now battling for custody of the frozen semen of their three Bull Mastiffs, Cyrus, Regg and Romeo. Mastiff puppies often go for $2,000 a piece, which means the fight could get bloody (or sticky, considering the context).
Scientists think that the chemicals in semen actually make women happier. They’re not saying go out and have unprotected sex or anything, but they did find that women who said screw the condom were overall happier people. It goes without saying that their men were too. Read More ›