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It's Not Often You See A…Semen Stain In An Ad
Culture Buzz RELAX. It's not actually semen (the wife just thinks it is), and the ad is very safe for work.
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Image: Weirdest “Does Anyone Else…?” Query Ever
WTF? ಠ_ಠ Judging by all the comments, the answer is “no”. Note: this thread has convinced me that I should follow Reddit.
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Image: Livestrong.com’s Calorie Counter Is VERY Specific
Your mom sent me this screen-shot from Livestrong.com earlier. She was worried that she ruined her diet last night.
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Link: Fake Seamen
http://cakeheadlovesevil.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/fake-se...
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They say in today's world nothing it what it seems - these fake seamen products are the most EW example of that around… It also gives a whole new term to “faking it.”
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Image: Fellatio May Significantly Decrease the Risk of Breast Cancer in Women
Um…yay? Is it just me or is CNN Health really reaching for stories these days? (via Pickles and Onions) [Edit: Just realized this article is from 2003. My opinion on CNN Health still stands.]
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Image: University of Michigan’s Masturbation Policy
Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious “semen related costs” at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK.
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Image: Obscene Street Corner
This is what happens when you hire a 13 year old boy to be your city planner.
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Link: Dog Semen Custody Battle
http://www.freep.com/article/20090409/NEWS03/904090344
After filing for divorce, a couple is now battling for custody of the frozen semen of their three Bull Mastiffs, Cyrus, Regg and Romeo. Mastiff puppies often go for $2,000 a piece, which means the fight could get bloody (or sticky, considering the context).
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Semen Makes You Happy
Science Buzz Scientists think that the chemicals in semen actually make women happier. They're not saying go out and have unprotected sex or anything, but they did find that women who said screw the condom were overall happier people. It goes without saying that their men were too.
