CULTURE BUZZ: Sad Kermit, who covers the saddest songs ever, has a new video where he re-enacts the attempted suicide scene from The Royal Tenenbaums . I always knew from watching the Muppet Babies that Kermit would grow up to be the emo one.

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The Best Links:

1. YouTube - Sad Kermit Re-enacting Needle in the Hay Scene from Royal Tanenbaums
2. MySpace.com - Sad Kermit
3. This Is Obviously the Work of a Sick Genius
4. Sad Kermit Sings Some of the Most Depressing Songs from the 21st Century
5. Sad Kermit covers Elliott Smith’s “Needle In The Hay”
6. YouTube - Sad Kermit Covers Johnny Cash Song “Hurt”
7. “It’s Actually Very Well Done”
8. The World’s Most Revolting Web Phenomenon

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Known less for their vocal prowess than their publicity whorage, the tabloid princesses have teamed up for a duet called “Dramatic.” We included this trend under “Celebrity Buzz” rather than “Music Buzz,” because doing so would have been an insult to anyone who’s ever taken a piano lesson.

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The Best Links:

1. Listen to “Dramatic”
2. A Cutting Room Scrap Re-recorded For Publicity? You don’t say!
3. Heidi Makes Britney Sound Like Whitney Houston
4. Nothing But “Heavy Breathing”
5. OMGWTFLOL