BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "segway" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:44:10 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) 20 People Who Shouldn't Be Riding Segways http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/20-people-who-shouldnt-be-riding-segways Segways are dangerous death traps . The only people who should be riding them are mall cops and tourists.

  1. Old people

  2. 2. George W. Bush

  3. 3. Participants in a Renaissance fair

  4. 4. Prom queens

  5. 5. Dog walkers

  6. 6. Moms with strollers

  7. 7. This guy trying to dance with a girl on roller skates

  8. 8. People with guns

  9. 9. A colonial soldier

  10. 10. Abraham Lincoln

  11. 11. Someone pulling their kid on a sled over a frozen lake

  12. 12. People without pants

  13. 13. T-Pain

  14. 14. Grocery shoppers

  15. 15. Someone working out

  16. 16. Santa Claus

  17. 17. Subway riders

  18. 18. The owner of Segway

  19. 19. Dogs

  20. 20. This lady

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/20-people-who-shouldnt-be-riding-segways Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:25:55 -0400 <b>Segways are dangerous <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/jimi-heselden-segway-company-owner-rides-off-clif"> death traps</a>.</b> The only people who should be riding them are <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/meganmayer/2326122041/"> mall cops</a> and tourists. mjs538 nonadult Jimi Heselden: Segway Company Owner Rides Off Cliff http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/jimi-heselden-segway-company-owner-rides-off-clif

Please file under ironic endings.

The Best Links:

  1. Segway Inc. Announces Merger | The Last Mile
  2. Segway PT - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  3. Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff - Telegraph
  4. Jimi Heselden, Owner Of Segway Inc., Dies In Segway Accident
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/jimi-heselden-segway-company-owner-rides-off-clif Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:33:39 -0400 Please file under ironic endings. scott nonadult Justin Bieber's Segway Getaway http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/justin-biebers-segway-getaway

After being mobbed by a group of teenage girls (go figure), Justin Bieber took to his Segway scooter to blow past the crowd.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/justin-biebers-segway-getaway Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:03:57 -0400 After being mobbed by a group of teenage girls (go figure), Justin Bieber took to his Segway scooter to blow past the crowd. awesomer nonadult P.U.M.A, The Two Person Segway http://www.buzzfeed.com/elmarburchia/puma-the-urban-car-concept-7ve GM and Segway have announced the Project P.U.M.A. (Personal Urban Mobility & Accessibility) prototype, a two-passenger version of the famous Segway that can reach speeds of up to 35 mph and last from 25 to 35 miles on a single charge.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/elmarburchia/puma-the-urban-car-concept-7ve Tue, 07 Apr 2009 11:33:32 -0400 GM and Segway have announced the Project P.U.M.A. (Personal Urban Mobility &amp; Accessibility) prototype, a two-passenger version of the famous Segway that can reach speeds of up to 35 mph and last from 25 to 35 miles on a single charge. elmarburchia adult Segway Face-Plant http://www.buzzfeed.com/edithzimmerman/segway-face-plant-y7

Blam! Bl- bl- bl- blam!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/edithzimmerman/segway-face-plant-y7 Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:39:30 -0500 Blam! Bl- bl- bl- blam! edithzimmerman nonadult Woz Urinates Via Segway http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/woz-urinates-via-segway Hey, that guy standing on a Segway while peeing looks a lot like Apple founder Steve Wozniak!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/woz-urinates-via-segway Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:35:23 -0500 Hey, that guy standing on a Segway while peeing looks a lot like Apple founder Steve Wozniak! scott nonadult Chimp Rides Segway http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/chimp-rides-segway

A Japanese show tests the theory that a Segway is so easy to ride that a chimp could figure it out.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/chimp-rides-segway Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:23:20 -0400 A Japanese show tests the theory that a Segway is so easy to ride that a chimp could figure it out. scott nonadult Toyota Winglet http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/toyota-winglet

Toyota has come up with a vertical, mechanized scooter (aka personal transporter) that’s meant to be a Segway killer.

The Best Links:

  1. Toyota Creates Something Better Than The Segway
  2. All the Specs - It Comes in Small, Medium, and Large
  3. First Gadget to Rival the Segway
  4. YouTube - Watch a Japanese Girl Demonstrate the Winglet EFFORTLESSLY
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/toyota-winglet Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:11:33 -0400 Toyota has come up with a vertical, mechanized scooter (aka personal transporter) that's meant to be a Segway killer. peggy nonadult